Smolder, cuddling with Gallus:

Silverstream, smugly: So... you like him, huh?

Smolder: Yes.

*Three days later*

Smolder, now cuddling with Ocellus:

Silverstream: So... you like her now?

Smolder: Yes.

Three hours later:

Smolder, reading a manga:

Silverstream: I don't get it! Who do you like, girls or boys?

Smolder, grabbing her wrists and glaring at her: YES.

Source: Vine

Ocellus, playing the guitar: Heeeey; how are you? I’m doing just fine, I lied, I’m dying inside.

Smolder: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE!!!!! Help me!!!!!!!

Ocellus, camly: What's wrong?

Smolder: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ocellus: The baby? No, keep going, you deserve it.

Ocellus, opening her school bag in class: wh--

Gallus, stuffed in her school bag: Oh, hi, Ocellus. Nice, um... diary.

Ocellus zipping up her school bag: Okay, why don't you come to lunch with me and Smolder?
Sounds like you wanna talk. Right? Right.

*later*

Smolder, to Gallus: What are you doing here?

Ocellus: *kisses Smolder on the cheek* I invited him.

Gallus: *gasps and kisses Smolder on the cheek* I DIDN'T NEED AN INVITE!!!

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Ocellus, teaching at the front of the class: Science isn't something you learn, it's something you do.

Student: How?

Ocellus: I'm sorry, did you raise your hoof before you spoke?

Student: No, I-

Ocellus: Detention.

Student: For what?

Ocellus: For being a stupid bitch.

Silverstream: So, it says we’re supposed to answer the phone and help people.

Ocellus: Silver, are you crazy? We’re not medically trained to help people.

Smolder: I know DDR.

Silverstream: What?

Smolder: DDR. It’s when you help people that can’t breathe.

Ocellus: You can’t “Dance Dance Revolution” on people’s lungs, Smolder.

Smolder: You can try.

Silverstream, in bed: Hey, babe? It think it' about time Smolder and Ocellus started dating.

Yona: Some people enjoy being alone, Silver.

Silverstream: No, everyone should be paired up.

*at Sugarcube Corner*

Yona, helping Rainbow Dash bake(they're both currently failing): Professor Dash?

Rainbow Dash, stirring some batter: Yeeees, Yona?

Yona: So, say this girl(Silverstream) likes professor, and--

Rainbow Dash: *her eyes light up* Oh really!? Is she cute?

Yona: No... she kind of... icky.

Rainbow: "Icky"?

Yona: Yeah. You a married pony, right?

Rainbow: uh-huh.

Yona: So, what would professor do if she wasn't married?

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Yona: Yona knows you all hiding something. You all been against Yona, but now, Yona gonna solve that problem.

Ocellus: What the hell are you doing?

Yona, interrogating a carton of eggs: Yona think they know something.

Ocellus: They're eggs.

Yona: Everyone a prospect.

Ocellus: Suspect.

Yona: Yona not suspect!

Ocellus: ...

Yona: Changeling losing it.

Ocellus: I'm not the one interrogating a carton of eggs, you stupid bitch!

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Twilight: So, I have you six here because--

Ocellus: Can we not right now? This is cutting into my cardio time.

Gallus: No one cares about how healthy you are.

Ocellus: I can change the world one salad at a time.

Ocellus: Babe, tell Silverstream that I'm the one that pulls off blonde hair the best!

Smolder: Uh...

Silverstream: You're looking at the one who pulls off blonde hair the best!

Ocellus: You're right.

SIlverstream: Th-

Ocellus: Cause' I can see my fucking reflection in your bright ass hair!

*later*

Smolder, sitting up in the bed next to Ocellus: I still don't know what I expected.