The weird things I do at work #1 · 3:19am Jan 24th, 2016
So the heat went out while I was at work today and I only had a light jacket. So I'm sitting behind the counter freezing my tits off and I get the bright idea to grab some warming jell from off the shelf, it worked pretty good at first, but after a while it stopped. I didn't have the foresight to grab a water soluble one, so I spent the rest of my shift cold, slimy, and smelling like lube.