That's how much candy I got trick or treating tonight.

Yes, I still go trick or treating. You are never (NEVER) too old for free candy.

I just moved into a new neighborhood, and I've been used to handfuls of candy at every doorstep, or at least a big bowl of candy outside the door. But NO, my new neighbors give out one piece of lame candy at every door (one idiot passed out organic dried fruit).

This is a dark day for trick or treaters.

I'm gonna go cry in the corner now.