*dials number* *line rings a few times* C'mon! C'mon! Pick up man!

You have reached the voicemail of Consul Julius Caesar. Please leave your name, number and a quick message after the tone. Pax! *beep*

"Hey Julius, it's me. You might want to watch out for Brutus. I think he's up to something shady. I know you and him go way back and all I'm sayin' is don't turn your back on him, okay? My new number is VVV-XIVXVXXIX. Hit me up and let me know you're okay."

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Gaius Julius Caesar: "Caesar once, seeing some wealthy strangers at Rome, carrying up and down with them in their arms and bosoms young puppy-dogs and monkeys, embracing and making much of them, took occasion not unnaturally to ask whether the women in their country were not used to bear children; by that prince-like reprimand gravely reflecting upon persons who spend and lavish upon brute beasts that affection and kindness which nature has implanted in us to be bestowed on those of our own

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