What if this is Doomie's friend and the two of them were traveling to the wedding togther but then Doomie got hit by a car and died, and that's the reason this changeling is sad?
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WTF did I just write?

1: Doctor Whooves is now canon.
2: Lyra x BonBon is now canon.
3: BonBon is canonically some sort of secret agent.
4: 2, 3 and Lyra's style of sitting at the wedding together could very well add up to Heartstrings by TriteBristle being canon.
5: That argument between Celestia and Luna and how they made up during the ceremony feels like Princest being canon to me. I ain't even mad.

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Explain Goedel's Incompleteness Theorem to Twilight Sparkle.

I give it, ooh, maybe six hours of twitchy-eye and increasing mane disarrangement before she goes full "If I can't find a self-consistent universe, I'll make a self-consistent universe!"