Joker here. I've tried to be strong. I really, really, really did. I've tried not "feeding the trolls," and yet they continue to beat me down and beat me down and not let up. So, if they're not going to respect my abilities as, then I'll give them something to fear.

Remember that... clopfic... I was planning on doing? You know, the one involving these two?

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Greetings Gotham, joker here! Long story short, I've decided to revive an old project of mine, Written In The Stars. For those of you who don't know, it's a Gravity Falls crossover me and PyraFlare were working on until he lost interest, so I revoked the submission. But now that I've found a new friend to who likes Gravity Falls, I've decided to revive that story once more.

That is all.

And I gotta admit, it feels good to be home. Gravity Falls fanfiction was my first big break, you know, and truth be told, I kinda miss writing for it. Just me, a computer, and whatever goofy or kickass adventure I had the Pines Twins going on at the time. Yeah, those were the days... okay, enough reminiscing. Speaking of Gravity Falls, I've recently released a project set five years after the end of Gravity Falls that can pretty much be summed up like this:

Joker: Bill Cipher

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This:

Plus This (with Dipper as Bats and Bill Cipher as Joker):

Equals one hell of a story!

Thoughts? Yay? Nay? Should I do it?

Joker here. Well, I've decided that if people want clopfics, I'll GIVE them clopfics. That's right, I've offically thrown my one rule out the window. Also, truth be told, I've been toying with the idea of testing just how good I really am at writing sex scenes for awhile now... and I know just the couple to do it with.

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Ladies and gentlemen, fans of Gravity Falls, I give you... Duskguard! Also, I found the PERFECT theme for Dipper as a vampire. Either that, or the big finale:

Thoughts?

"You know, Mabel, fun isn’t something one considers when balancing the universe. But this… does put a smile on my face."

Okay, so I was researching the Reverse Falls AU for future projects, and I found out that Reverse Ford is the one who unleashes Weirdmaggedon in the Reverse Falls AU, and generally serves as a Bill Cipher puppet master character for the Reverse Falls AU. That got me thinking. What if, via a freak accident with both the Reverse Falls portal and the canon universe portal, those two universes merge together, and Reverse Ford becomes the Starscream for Bill Cipher (meaning he takes up Bill's offer

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