Happy 4th of July every Pony! and a good day to the people of other nations that just have this as a normal day. Canada and Mexico I hope you guys are enjoying the fire work.

AMERICA MUTHAFUCKAHS

whoopie.

You know why this song is awesome? Because there isn't a drop of irony in it. When I first heard it, I thought that the lyrics were surely about how "Living in America" isn't all it's cracked up to be. But as it turns out, it really is about how awesome it is be American.

Happy Birthday, America.

Proud to live where I do!

Happy 4th of July!

And as we all know, US law dictates that all American citizens salute the bald eagle at least five times by the end of the day. So, if you're a ravenous patriot who's having trouble finding one, allow me to provide you a shortcut:

In all seriousness, Happy Independence Day, America.

Today I celebrate my 4th anniversary on Fimfiction!

I have published a total of 20 stories, a combined total of 389,158 words.

My stories have gotten a grand total of 1,627,880 hits.

The majority of those of course is my smash hit, Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student, with 1,326,990 hits.

My most commonly written characters are:
Rainbow Dash - 9 stories
Twilight Sparkle - 8 stories
Princess Luna - 4 stories

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(This is an obvious parody of "The Devil went down to Georgia" by the Charlie Daniel's Band, in case you couldn't tell)

Ben Swolo went down to the Multiverse,
he was looking for an OC to make
He was very bored, and his hoard
of characters felt too fake.

When he came upon this young colt
swinging his lightsaber and playing it cool
and Ben Swolo came around and said
"Boy, I guess you ain't a fool!

Now I bet you didn't know it,
but I'm kind of a Jedi too

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Hello everyone and happy may the 4th.
Now as everyone knows today is May the 4th so that is why all month long, I will be working nonstop on Star wars fics.

Here are the following fics for this month:
Twilight Sparkle Clone Trooper
Twilight of the Sith (rewrite)
Spongebob clone wars fics

Also, I saw Tale of the Empire, just the Barriss Offee arc of the show and I would like to say I am amazed with the story of Barriss Offee's journey.

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Aragon's Comedy Contest, in fact! And I placed fourth out of fortyseven entries. I can't be too disappointed with that, not when I look at the top three.

Seriously, check out all the winners if you haven't. They're great.

Hope all of my fellow Americans have a splendid day! I'm going to chill since I just spent the last few days at the beach and I'm tired of seeing the sun.

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May you all stay safe!

Have fun!

And enjoy the fireworks of course!

Happy 4th to all fellow 'muricans.

Sorry I have not been doing well with updating. Have not had stable net. Will post pictures of the convention soon as I can.

Happy 4th Of July! Where we celebrate the Birthday of the Greatest Country in the world: THE United States of America! I love this land, I love our President, I love our people, I love our Constitution and Freedom, I love our families and moral values, and I love each and every one of you! God Bless You and God Bless The United States of America!

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