This isn't gonna be easy is it?
~Denial at it's Finest~
My very first fic~ It's vulgar, it's crude, it does exactly what it wants, and what it wants to do is talk about Twilight's penis, a lot. It doesn't want Twilight's penis to do anything, it just wants to describe it's existence, and it does. Very bluntly, to the point. Rainbow gets killed twice whatever-
I think if you're wondering about someone's character, seeing how they react in a time of crisis, is a great way to really see who they are. - Lauren Chen
Sis: I'm pregnant.
Bro: WHAT?!
First of all, I apologize to anyone that has been disappointed by the fact that I have not uploaded a second chapter to Appledash: How it Would Happen. It feels kind of pompous to type this as if I'm addressing a large audience. I know I'm not really a popular writer on this site, but I am partially writing this for myself, and also, there are probably some people who would have liked to see a second chapter. And, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but it's probably going to be a while. To be
"Unspeakable Evil has never been so Adorable"
"Slavery is OK as long as it's perpetrated by cute girls"
"The true face of evil is waist high"
Lots of wisdom in these words