Ponies shouting 'heresy' in my stories? · 8:07pm Sep 19th, 2016
I guess I should make a blog post about this already.
What do you think of this running joke where I have a pony shout 'heresy' over the human rejecting them?
I guess I should make a blog post about this already.
What do you think of this running joke where I have a pony shout 'heresy' over the human rejecting them?
YES THAT'S RIGHT KIDS WE'RE GETTING OUR ANIMATED KILLING JOKE FILM WITH MARK HAMILL AS THE JOKER AND BRUCE WAYNE AS BATMAN
What did dracula ask the doctor?
Got any Coffin drops?
When Frankensteins bride said "no" how did he feel?
Shocked!
How did I find out my girlfriend was a werewolf?
Easy! She was a real Night Howler!!
Because I'm bored and I don't post enough blogs that aren't business.
I feel like I'm a answering machine reminding you all of appointment dates.
So instead I'm going to post as many Barn Jokes that I can, off the top of my head.
Why Barn Jokes?
I don't know... Why not Barn Jokes?
Sheep rarely date... Because they're baashful.
A man decided to make a negative review of a cartoon. He made the review online and said, “This show sucks!” The internet reacted and made arguments online, saying how they disagree with his review.
Hellbent to defend his own opinion, he fought back and threw insults at those who disagreed with him. Then one user asked him, “Why do you even hate the show? It’s the best!”
The man replied, “It just sucks!”
The user asked, “But why though?”
What did Denji say when he fondled Power's breasts?
I got the Power!
What is Power's favourite laptop program?
Microsoft PowerPoint
If Power were to spray herself with something to make herself smell nice, what would she use?
Old Spice, because it turns a regular-smelling Fiend into a Fiend that smells like POWEEEEER!!!!
As you probably already know there's an extremely important holiday coming up tomorrow that we're all gonna celebrate. That's right tomorrow is the important day that Dick Tracey married Tess Truehart. So remember everyone make sure to have a special dinner for Dick Tracey and remember to keep the tradition of wearing a yellow hat to the dinner.
Oh it's also Christmas tomorrow but that's nowhere near as important as Dick Tracey's wedding. Happy Dick Tracey wedding day everyone
Get ready to embark on a laughter-filled adventure with our handpicked collection of puns and jokes that are bound to tickle your funny bone and brighten your day. From clever wordplay to light-hearted humor, "A Chuckle a Line" brings you a diverse array of puns and jokes that cater to every taste and preference.
1. Classic One-Liners:
"Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
"Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."
OOPS!
I ACCIDENTALLY
ALL THE HUMANS
Moth: O_o;;
Zef: Also, silly Marinette!
Zef: You don't drink soy milk for that!
Retweeted on this feed. Can't speak as to whether or not it has NSFW stuff, I haven't gone through it myself. Just thought this was worth sharing.
I recently finished up a comedy class at my local college for the semester, and one of my final assignments was to play a character for humorous effect to the audience. I chose to play an alien who had taken human form and snuck to Earth to investigate humanity and see if we're worth saving (some of the points against were our obsession with colored pieces of paper, sports involving bulky men fighting over tiny balls, and our near worship of a tribe called the Kardashians). On the day I had to
Synchro Summon?
Synchro Evolution?
Synchro What?
I'm serious; has NO ONE made a joke about this yet? Please, if someone knows of a joke out there, link it to me immediately! I NEED this, you guys! It's the pinnacle of Pokemon/Yu-Gi-Oh jokes!
My birthday is coming up soon... I'll be 20 years old on July 12th... but whether that's in one month or two depends on whether or not you understand my running calendar joke with a certain friend of mine. Don't ask... unless you want to be spammed with PMs from me.
I wonder about the randomness of these jokes. If you were to dump yourself into a field of poison joke what would you turn to. Personally, I would be either loud as a blowhorn combine with 1,000 stereo surround or freakishly strong to kill in one touch. Some considered the second a better option if that didn't death by one snu-snu touch. So I would like to here some of yours.
So jokes are a big part of my fan fictions. I love jokes. Everypony deserves a good laugh, maybe even an incredible laugh! But jokes aren't exactly the easiest things to write. Stand-up comedians write them with time and effort. People on this website usually demand them in days. So when you're writing a story and a joke flows into your work without you realizing it, you tend to flip a little.
I found this on YouTube, while looking at various Batman-related videos. A reading of the finale of The Killing Joke.
I finished writing up the next update. It is not the longest as the past chapters, but please fear not. I have a plan for things, so keep the faith. Right now just waiting for it to be edited and fix anything that needs fixing. So be ready for the next update soon.
Hey how’s everyone doin in post apocalyptia these days, that’s right boys and girls we are on the air with news of a new series called drum roll please fallout meets equestria the tales in which different characters from fallout will appear in equestria starting with my enclave story and ending with probably a lone wanderer story anyways back to the music.
My new favorite is "Come on, guys!"
That is all.