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Hello, I'm Jarred. I'm an author, here and on fanfiction.net, and a terrible artist who enjoys too much metal. I kinda hate myself and I'm a tumblr user so that probably says a lot. Enjoy my stories!

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    When Jokes Arise...

    So jokes are a big part of my fan fictions. I love jokes. Everypony deserves a good laugh, maybe even an incredible laugh! But jokes aren't exactly the easiest things to write. Stand-up comedians write them with time and effort. People on this website usually demand them in days. So when you're writing a story and a joke flows into your work without you realizing it, you tend to flip a

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Jun
20th
2015

When Jokes Arise... · 4:46pm Jun 20th, 2015

So jokes are a big part of my fan fictions. I love jokes. Everypony deserves a good laugh, maybe even an incredible laugh! But jokes aren't exactly the easiest things to write. Stand-up comedians write them with time and effort. People on this website usually demand them in days. So when you're writing a story and a joke flows into your work without you realizing it, you tend to flip a little.

Octavia looked at me like I had just snorted Celestia's shit off a dumpster lid.

This is an actual quote from chapter 2 of my story My Little Vinyl: Friendship Is Delicious. These kinds of things tend to take time for me to write, but when I really get in the mood, they just come out. After this one was typed out, I sat there for about 10 minutes laughing my balls off about it. It was so bad that my brother came into my room to see if I had turned into the Joker.

So if you end up making one of those hilarious "stab myself with a laugh dagger" jokes off the top of your head, I salute you. It's not easy, and it happens very rarely. Now let's everypony chill the buck out about all the yuks and get back to writing! *brohoof*

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