FOr some reason, I now have this... intense infatuation with Twilight Sparkle, and I'm not sure why...

Of course, she'll never replace my Dashie-Chan~

But it is most curious why this came up all of a sudden...

I blame all the smutty pictures I've been looking at on e621.

Anyone got sany good Twilight/Human romance fics to throw at me?

Ey, I usually like to preview the next thing that I release
But this time I just forgot...
So, like, any second now my new story Lipstick will be posted
It's probs my favourite story I've posted so far
So go and check it out!

This is probably the worst thing I've ever written. Can we hit the featured box?

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Hey gang,

just writing this blog to provide the link to the Pinkie Spike image I had commissioned.

Funny story, I actually had this one finished first, despite Pinkie being the last of the Mane Six. And, the Sparity one is finishing up right now. Well, that's just how things go. Be sure to support the artist. She did a wonderful job.

As of December 22, 2022, Performance Major's video has been taken down as far as I know. If you're still interested in the antics of this particular pedophile, then you'll be able to find the information below. If he happens to appear anywhere else, I would appreciate it if you let us know, especially if he happens to maintain his problematic behavior.

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Yes, it is back. Also, I did plan for it to be posted yesterday, but I was very busy. Either way, here is the latest chapter in which Starlight hides a dank secrets within her principal.

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Friends, I have written another story. This time it was lewd words about a different flower pony.

I hope you enjoy!

As I said, chapter two is out now! Read below the break to catch a sneak peak of a story I'm co-authoring with Iorii!

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Very long clopfic! Thoroughly edited! Loads of cock sucking and cum swallowing.

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Well. Now I need to pretend I didn't just post a story. Anything to avoid refreshing it constantly. >.< Play some video games, do some erands, write some non-pony stuff. Will people like this one? Don't know. Don't want to know until tonight. Stress!

How is almost nobody talking about how AI is going to throw our moral, ethical, and legal systems into complete and utter fucking chaos over the next few decades?

Especially with sex and porn holy shit.

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This is my first ever clop! Took place sometime during my new story Equestria Girls: Football Adventures.

But that doesn't mean any hints about their love will be refenced anywhere in the football series.

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I guess I should write something? I'm stuck on how to have Lyra fight a wing of super alicorns. Yes, I'm calling the Fallout: Equestria antaognists super alicorns and not alicorns because a. It's more consistent with Fallout and b. they're part Trixie so it's more in character; don't know how kkat missed that.

...is all the horse-related spam I get. It's never porn, or medication, or messages from rich young men in Africa.

It's always horse stuff:

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/443119/how-luna-got-her-groove-back

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In the spirit of Super Trampoline's failed experiment, I have used predictive AI to write a minific based on the text in The Sissified Swap.

I'm so, so sorry...

Sunburst felt weaker. Starlight Glimmer giggled as her nuts began going all the way up her nose.

"Oh, horseshit," murmured Sunburst.

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Hey Guys figured I'd let you guys know where i'm at with my stories for you guys
As of now, i have three commissions. Currently in the works
one of them is a prequel to the rather popular Spikes Birthday Orgy
the other two one being Stuck on you, A story i consider a funny little body fusing shinanigans
with the last one being the newest contender being Make you Fab spa The slight Rarity thriller mystery story that I'm currently working on you've probably seen chapter 1

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Just so people are aware.

Current prices are $15 per 1k of words.

I'm basically willing to write anything except for foalcon, scat, and watersports (Maybe, we can talk about it ).

The best way to contact me at present is to DM me here.

Yeah, you heard me right. Limestone is bagging herself a stallion. Wait, there's none available. Fine, she'll look outside the species.

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“Oh, dear Celestia. Yeah!”

“The hole is straight ahead!”

“Baby, I’m coming!”

“Yes, faster, faster. Now slower.”

From the memoirs of Dark Smoke the engine driver. And a completely random and unrelated pony.

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Okay, so, I have decided to relocate my erotica stories to their own dedicated account. So if you see any of my saucier works disappear from this profile, don't panic. They're still around, just in a different place.

Once everything's finalized, I'll let everybody know where they can go to find them.