Chapter Two of Purrmiscuous and Purrvocative (and news on a collab!) · 2:14am Feb 18th, 2018
As I said, chapter two is out now! Read below the break to catch a sneak peak of a story I'm co-authoring with Iorii!
The story's my first collaboration on this account, and we're about 4000 words into it so far! I'm still working on the other ten stories for my promotion weekend, and I'll have an update on the progress for those soon, but for now enjoy this cover page!
And this excerpt!
Twilight’s face immediately turned into a deep shade of red, and she half-heartedly covered her eyes, although you could see her peeking past her hoof, as any sane mare would. “A-Anon! Why do you have your penis out?!”
You could see the lustful glint in her eye, and with it your ego gained an extra few pounds as you gave the blushing mare—a deep scarlet mixing in with her purple fur—an amused look, the edges of your lips creeping further up your face.
“It’s a part of the greeting, Twi.” You waved them over, your semi-hard cock swinging back and forth even as the doe eyes on it caused it to stiffen and twitch in anticipation. “Now, I can’t demonstrate what a blowjob is, but I could describe it to you and give you a chance to try it out yourselves?”
The two mares approached you apprehensively, giving both you and your dick questioning glances. Twilight leaned forwards, barely having to bend her head due to her perfect height, took a deep breath, and exhaled forcedly onto your confused schlong, which began to wither and soften in the face of your steadily rising laughter. “Twilight, what the fuck are you doing?”
Twilight reeled back with a clumsy step, her eyes flickering between your now limp dick and your questioning gaze, her lip lightly quivering as if she had just been told she was late on a book fee. “W-what do you mean? You said it was a ‘blowjob’, so I thought you were supposed to blow on it an-”
You shake your head, slapping your cock against her cheek in an effort to assert dominance and remind her of its presence, but also because you think her fur is really soft and you need to get this thing hard again somehow after her display of idiocy. Christ, if you wanted to get blown by a naive mare, you would have gotten with Derpy.
...Eh, who were you kidding? Derpy was a total slut. Anyways, back to the blowjob at hand. “You got one thing right: you’re going to have to use your mouth.”
“I assumed as much. It only made sense, considering that semantically, the word ‘blow’ has roots in—”
Smack went your cock against her cheek, silencing her with the exception of a small, adorable gasp, her eyes widening and her body tensing.
Needless to say, Iorii's been a joy to work with so far, and this is only a taste of the sexy, hilarious bullshit we've come up with together! Sooooo, you excited? Feel free to leave your thoughts below!
I usually don’t like human / anon fics but this seems interesting so far. You got my interest.
You write porn and that's it. Porn. No matter what it is, we'll all still fap to it. I bet you could somehow make gore or scat appealing.