~You are special today~ · 10:12pm Oct 15th, 2015
Crappy camera
crappy photo editor
crappy photographer (me)
yay
Crappy camera
crappy photo editor
crappy photographer (me)
yay
FRIENDS I BRING A COMMERCIAL I want to share but before that I want to say that
there is an alternate universe out there where I wrote the Ducktales / MLP Crossover I was destined to write in which the Ducktales gang gets thrown into Equestria and shit happens BUT THE IMPORTANT PART IS THAT WE WOULD HAVE THE CRANKY DOODLE EP but with Donald and Pinkie instead of Cranky and Pinkie AND HONESTLY WE LIVE IN A LESSER WORLD FOR NOT HAVING THAT
anyway here's the commercial
I'm not a nerd shirt person, haven't been since I was like 15 and I've got all my Christmas shopping done. So naturally Discworld Emporium plonks this down in my inbox.
I'd rather drink the hooch with my friend. If she comes, she'll have to drive home and there's no way I'm letting her have a drop of alcohol. She just took a nap so she may or may not come. I'm fine with that, though. Nothing's as bad as that time I threw a birthday party and nobody came. Yes, it actually happened. It also happened another time, but it wasn't a birthday party. I'm kind of used to this shit now so it's ok.
Does this mean I am not bad at romance anymore?
Hahahah.
God no.
One day I'll probably write an actual, straightforward romance. Today, sadly, was not that day. But maybe at some point, perhaps? I've read enough shitty fics to at least know what not to do.
On that note, sorry for the lack of updates on the "How Not To Write Romance" series. New one coming soon.
Soon.
ALRIGHT!
YO SUP NERD IM BACK FROM MY MISSIONS TRIP TO OLD SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO
I HELPED RUN A VBS AND DID A MENAGERIE OF OTHER VOLUNTEER STUFF
I HAVENT HAD INTERNET ALL WEEK
I HAD 500+ NEW STUFF IN MY FEED SO IM NOT GONNA GO THROUGH IT ALL
IF SOMETHING MAJOR HAPPENED JUST TELL ME
also DONT YOU DARE spoil the upd8 natalie!!!!!
AND I GOT 2.5 HOURS OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT
SO IM GONNA GO WATCH DOWNTON ABBEY AND SLEEP NOW
BYE
Because of certain extenuating circumstances, I had originally planned to make this my 101st blog, but I am unable to do so in a timely fashion
This was going to be my 101st, my 100th was going to be my 99th, and my 101st was going to be 100th, but oh well
BUT THATS OK
BECAUSE THIS BLOG IS ABOUT
MOTHERFUCKING HOMESTUCK YO
sorry for the lack of actual story updates manifesting! being busy and also 'writing-but-not-posting' because of the nature of the update means things are kinda slow, even if stuff's getting done. since there's nearly 600(!) of you watching me but not quite (i'll do something blog-wise for that then for sure) i figured i would do an ama anyway.
I've been a mess for six months due to illness. No COVID-19 symptoms (yet), but I teach, so things are nuts.
Hay there, beautif—OH BUCKING TARTARUS THAT NEEDLE IS ENORMOUS
Let's talk recovery and wolf plans.
I preread another thing a bit ago. (But wasn't listed as one?)
It's good but I'm really tied and can't think of nice things to say right now, but if you like worldbuilding, adventures, and Luna, this story awaits you.
To Lunangrad!
<Long intro detailing how Cozy Glow started attending school and now sees Sunset as her mother>
"So how was school today?" Sunset asked as she put down the dinner on the table. "Did you do anything fun?"
"Yes," Cozy smiled. "Cheerilee was sick today, so me and Silver Spoon decided to practise for the music showcase and then some other students joined in and everybody danced!"
A writeoff story came out last night and has already hit the featured story box, Present Perfect released a story with a title based on a thirty year old joke, and curiosity drove me to read a story with a terrible pun for a title in the featured story box.
Another day in the life of the front page of FIMFiction.
Today’s stories:
An Old Coot by Bachiavellian
Ye Cannot Get Ye Flask by Present Perfect
Twiley Takes Shining Armor to Linecon by Ocalhoun
No, for real -- the title ain't lying. If I arc my back a little when touching the ground after a situp and then let it down slowly, my shirt creates a weird bubble of air and it makes the fartest noise I've heard in my life. It was hilarious.
Shut up. It's 4 am and I can't sleep. I just heard that due to some bureaucratic mishap I don't have a house near my university yet so I'll be forced to skip the first couple days. Let me enjoy my back farts in peace.
Write-a-thon is over because I'm super tired now, but I might try this again tomorrow for a bit longer so more people can join in 0: Tomorrow fill in the last prompts I got before closing the event :3
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THOSE NIGHT'S AT FREDBEARS - A FNAF-inspired game that takes place in the first original pizzeria establishment of the FNAF lore!
When the lights go out and the doors close
After the animatronic shows
At the hour of midnight, this place is filled with fright
It's a monster's delight
Darkness fills the hallways and the rooms
Featured Song: Mashups Like This
by Triple-Q
Mashup so good, you can have sex with it dance to it at a night club and not feel awkward about some of the meme songs used in it. Yeah. That.
My little brother and I went to the new store and it was ♫glorious♫! My mom gave me money to buy Ovaltine and only Ovaltine, but I used some of my own money to buy shit for myself. I got coconut oil, which has a fuckton of different uses, including but not limited to conditioner, lotion, mouthwash, makeup remover, and massage oil. I used it along with olive oil, almond oil, and aloe vera to make a hair serum. If you apply this shit to
Howdy folks!
As I promised last week, I posted a new story yesterday:
I Have This Friend
Comedy, Romance
2,026 wordsTwilight asks Celestia for romantic advice.
You know, for a friend.
Because, really, who doesn’t love awkward conversations?
I've FINALLY got my new computer all set up and back from it's data transfer. Horse words should resume shortly. Enemy of Mine is certainly my top priority, writing-wise, and I've probably been set back by y'know, not having a computer. However, I might do a quick one shot or two to flex my writing powers, get used to the new keyboard, etc. Highly unlikely to be anything magnificent, but words are nice. Also, I would like to show off something potentially related to new stories.