...and all I have to report is something involving brains. That brings my total patreonized chapters up to five.

Sigh...

Once upon a time, I promised myself I would aim for six chapters a month. I do. I usually only get four, but I was SO CLOSE this month... so close. I guess some of my non-patreonized stuff could push me over, but... oh well.

This month has been productive for me though.

I may or may not get another chapter out of something tomorrow. I'll definitely be on the road for the rest of today, though.

But I said I'd be danged if I didn't get pony out, and wouldn't you know it, Flurry Heart stepped up to the plate. Yes, it's even more Rebellious Alicorn Teenager Shenanigans, just in time for Hearth's Warming. Just in time. Everybody agrees.

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Because I felt like doing this analysis, I randomly went through all of the stories submitted on the site for the last week and did a tabulation of the numbers for various pertinent categories of stories; they have been recorded here for the sake of posterity.

The FIMFiction story numbers were taken for the week prior to 5-20-2014 at 3:00 am Pacific time. There were 550 stories in the sample.

Rating
172 Everyone
248 Teen
44 Teen (sex)
24 Mature (no sex)

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No dividing this one up, I got zero shit done this week.

First I was plagued by writer's block, then when I actually got some inspiration and motivation I was at a Cage The Elephant concert on Friday night, then I was on a 24 hour stream to reset my sleep schedule. I would've written on the stream, but I was supposed to participate in the activities on stream and didn't want to forsake that.

So yeah, sorry guys.

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Did you guys really think that that piece of shit report I posted last night was all I was going to give Thats right no punctuation like a boss

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So, I want to emphasize this: THE INFINITE LOOPS ARE ALWAYS NONPROFIT AND I AM SO PROUD OF THEM.

So proud.

But I acknowledge the works they're based on might not be appropriate for younger audiences. The Camp Camp loops, for instance, which I just started.

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I've gotten her squid, ponies, and platypi, but now she insists on starting a new story about programs who are also girls.

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So!

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I've written another chapter for Harry Potter And The Redheaded Alien Warrior, and Coffeeshop SAGA has been started if you want to see zombies serving zombies.

I did also update Long Loop The Queen, but as part of the infinite loops project I'm not patreonizing that.

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Yeah.

Um.

So yeah, nothing happened. Well, AO3 wise. I've been working on Infinite Loops stuff, but that's all nonprofit (but wonderful BTW you should totally look into it the MLP loops just updated). And other projects are trucking along.

....also wednesday is my birthday, so, you know, if anybody... actually cares about that... I do have a Ko-fi.

Many of you by now have seen Silver Lining, and commented on its unfinished state. I'll level with you: It's meant to be unfinished. It's not about accomplishing the goal, but the feeling of working toward it. The anticipation. The buildup.

I realize that's frustrating. It bugged me when I found out that was what the story was about too. But the words sometimes say "This is what we want," and I have to take it.

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For my supporters, fans of suspense, and fellow Splatoon aficionados, the first chapter of Running Ink is out. And for those of you who missed it, yes, I did update Sunscarred. (Both of these will be patreonized.)

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For future reference, if I DON'T make an AO3 alert after the month has started, please assume my muse has taken an unexpected vacation, because that's what happened this time. The girl was out of the studio for two whole weeks. Didn't even warn me, just "Ugh, everything is too much!" and went to Panama.

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Hello Everyone! Welcome to The Weekly Saturday!

I'm rather embarrassed for the lack of posts yesterday. Was camping down south without internet. However walking/running 15 miles has killed my legs, so I'm confined to sitting for now.

But sitting means more writing!

I was looking around to see if writing commissions were a thing. Kind of like art commissions, but for writing instead!

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you may or may not have noticed that the old mixed up with the sad cover is gone, and the new mixed up with its ~shiny "new" cover~ is up.

it has been completed!
there are six parts for this rewrite, and i'll be editing each part and posting a new one every week.
since it's finished, hopefully i don't somehow mess up with posting weekly

anyhow, here it is. enjoy! (hopefully!)

TMixed Up

• MLP: FiM
• Slice of Life

Mixtape has his midlife crisis.

• Profanity
• Alt. Universe
• OC

Overlord Pony · 13k words  ·  10  1 · 236 views

It's been a week, so time to ask for more comments on "Starlight Glimmer's First Student: A Human?!". Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated!

Enjoy!

TStarlight Glimmer's First Student: A "Human"?!

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Comedy
• Slice of Life

Starlight Glimmer finally graduates from Twilight's program, and is told to find a student of her own! Twilight recommends going to a new planet, inhabited by "He-you-mains". She tries to make a friend, but finds something more!

• Sex
• Alt. Universe
• Twilight
• Trixie
• Starlight Glimmer
• Self Insert

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A Scratch On Shining Armor: A new chapter released on Saturday, as is the norm now. I was really having trouble with it, as I ran into some writer's block for the majority of the week. I wrote the bulk of it last sunday and just finished it in the wee hours of Saturday morning. Shout out to my editor, Shrink Laureate for being da real MVP and editing it before I published it. He's insanely talented and easily one of the reasons this story hasn't gone off the rails yet. Please give him

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That's right.

Nothing on AO3, nothing here.

Well... that's not entirely true. It would be more accurate to say I have put in a lot of prep-work for various updates and fully intend to release at least one chapter both here and on AO3 in the upcoming weeks, as well as put a lot of effort into my parts of the Infinite Loops (which will NEVER, EVER be patreonized due to being a massive collaboration and not solely my own work).

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"Hello there!" Masterweaver said, sweeping into the room grandeously. "We've got a lot of work to do!"

"Uhuh."

"Like, a lot. We need to put out some pony, but that should be easy enough. And there are a few other things we should get cracking on as well, a few large projects with lots of fans."

The woman at the desk nodded vaguely. "Yeah, sure."

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That's right, this month was pure pony.

Well, half-pony.

Well, half-pony and a referece.

The eight-chapter story I'm calling P14 for shorthand came to me out of almost nowhere and has consumed my every day this last week. And now it is done. So if you want to read that, you can!

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