Yes, we're going to talk about the girls' probable sexual kinks and fetishes. You have been warned.

We're also going to talk about how the girls make themselves feel sexy for whatever partner they have and a couple of other intimate details.

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It occurs to me that the people who claim that 'everyone is beautiful' are the same people who go around telling each other that they're beautiful. Now, correct me if I'm wrong,* but surely this renders the compliment meaningless. It is roughly equivalent to saying "You're just like everyone else." I shan't pretend I've met everyone else, but I've met some of them, and, frankly, the less like them I am, the better. Based on this logic, the next one to tell me I'm beautiful gets a punch up the

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So, one of the major tropes of cartoons is that certain real world considerations and details get ignored in favor of whatever story is being told. One of the major things that gets ignored is how everything is getting paid for. Equestria Girls is no different. The story requires the girls to hang out at the mall and shop? They've got the money to do so. The story needs to be set on a yacht and nearly every established character needs to be there? Money's there for that too. Sunset needs a

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So the anniversary for my SombraPie works was over a week ago and I spent the past couple of hours doing something really silly and stupid in commemoration of it. I'm gonna look at it a little bit later on, but I don't know whether to show it to you all or just keep it to myself out of sheer amusement. It's hella meta and I don't wanna get in trouble for violating site rules by publishing as a part of my series, so I might just post it here instead.

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Hopefully, the alphabet people won't call for hate crime charges against these poor horses.

Even the horses know can tell.

Poor horses.

NPC Twitter User: I'm so sorry you have to deal with this.

Woke Liberal Soldier?
Instead of their name and rank on their uniforms, they'd demand their pronouns and pride flag emojis instead... right?

And their corpses?
The pronouns on the toe tag.

Dog Tags?
WokeSolidiers: Oh yeah! Kink belongs on the battlefield!!!

Yeah, that word is, the N-word.

So, apparently, Elon Musk has bought Twitter. Good. I hope, many leftists have severe bouts of mental anguish due to this news and reality, they must now face. Facing reality is the one thing, many leftists can't do without having a few panic attacks, severe feelings of invalidation and those "I'm literally shaking now right" moments.

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The girls are all attractive. I don't think that's in dispute for any of us. But, much like their wildly different personalities, their types of attractiveness vary as well. And it's not unreasonable to assume that their own self-images may not reflect the opinions of those who see them. So, to that end, a brief digression into rating the girls on a 1 to 10 scale for various types of attractiveness. As always, this is completely arbitrary and subjective.

The categories are:

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The two things I've enjoyed the most over the past year are, well, the obvious, and music.

I started getting into both at about the same time, which wasn't a coincidence. I don't have the space to talk about it here, though.

These are all of the albums that I own that I actually listen to, and I will update this list when I obtain more.

(Please only look through all of this if you're actually interested enough.) Sorry that the pictures are gigantic.

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Is Rara really the Countess...of the Equestria Girls world?! With Celestia and Luna as principals, no one could override her.

Well, I certainly accept our angel-voiced overlord.

The following are random bits of headcanon I have about various characters in "Equestria Girls."

• Aria Blaze has a knack for computers. She has taken coding classes and is an expert hacker. She also manages an online stock portfolio for the Dazzlings which is successful enough that they don't actually have to work.
• Sugarcoat loves angel food cake.

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I JUST STAYED UP FOR THE PAST TWO NIGHTS WRITING ON AND OFF FOR A ONESHOT AND I I JUST BROKE 5000 WORDS EVEN THOUGH I HAVE SCHOOL ON TUESDAY. I HAVE NO CONCEPT OF TIME AND I SHOULD REALLY GET TO BED BUT I DESERVE A MEDAL BECAUSE I HAVEN'T FELT THIS ALIVE SINCE THE SOMBRAPIE FEVER OF 2014.

So something silly tonight in the hopes there are other players of Gameloft's My Little Pony out there who would enjoy this or would like to hook up on the game.

I haven't played for a while, then I saw they finally got King Sombra in the Gameloft game.

I was like

So guess I gotta pony up, as it were, and get the Mane Six to get my Sombra. Well, every King needs a harem, right? 'kay, why not?

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Perhaps there's still hope for our civilization. Perhaps...

Random Charmony nonsense below the cut.

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The folks I follow have been busy of late. Seems like it is time for yet another set of recent story reviews!

Today’s stories:

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That sofa is funny. "No one believes you."

These guys are correct, but are mistaken at the same time. Whites aren't the only group who feel this way. Hispanics and Asians don't like this nonsense either. I, personally, don't care what blacks think, they're just another part of the problem.

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Lyra Explains: How Computers Were Made (Humor)

A well researched (lol cakes) history of computers by Lyra Alluse AKA Emma Lee Downs.

A long time ago in ancient Rome some ancient scientist type dudes were bored. So they put a bunch of wheels and cogs together into a box and did a voodoo dance.

The voodoo dance activated the cogs which turned and flipped numbers at the top of the box counting down dates. This was the world's first computer known as the Antikythera Mechanism.

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Black lives matter. - But mine matters more.

All lives will not matter until black lives matter. - I never said ALL lives mattered, so... uh, I don't care, I suppose.

I oppose racism. - Depends on whose being racist towards whom. If you insult my kind that's obviously bad, but if we insult you, then I don't have a problem with that.

I oppose sexism. - Yeah, men and women are equal, as long as they're real men and women.

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