So if anyone were to look over my stories you might quickly notice that while I'm great with short stories and oneshots, I am horrid when it comes to long stories, (past two chapters it feels like). I have problem finding the ability to stay committed to writing and often jst put them off entirely. I have a GDoc page full of such stories.

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Goddesses. After my personal life got weird right before Bronycon, it set my timeline back. But only by 2 weeks. So RoMS and Bro have speak 19 in their hot little hooves.

“It’s them! By Saint Erymanthius’s Sulphurous Phallus, it’s them!”

I just wrote that.

There was someone called Erymanthius.

He had a phallus.

It was sulphurous.

And they made him a Saint.

That sums up pretty much everything you need to know about the Cult of Piggsicorn!

“Aren’t you cold?”

“I spent one thousand years in an icy prison, this is nothing compared to that.”

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Heya readers!

I started writing the opening to chapter three of Not Another Anon-a-Miss fic and accidentally a whole crossover. Is that bad?

New story is here. Enjoy/Dispair! Enjspair!

What a weekend... I’m back from my first Everfree Northwest, and certainly not my last. My wife and I had a great time attending panels, meeting people, participating in contests… but I’m getting ahead of myself. Let’s start with the shoutouts. I met a lot of people. In no particular order:

mrk
Oldenbrony
Level Dasher
Novel Idea
Titanium Dragon
Sun Sage
Hap
GrandMoffPony and his wife whose name escapes me
Georg (whose wife was busy sciencing Mount Rainer)
Cojero

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To those who viewed my newest upload within the first 50 minutes of me uploading it... uploaded the wrong fucking chapter. I mean... God damn, and I mean chapter title and all. So, if you were lucky enough to get in there and read what I had done of chapter 85 (all 4 or 5 of you, I think), congrats, you got to see the rough draft of the next chapter. Everyone else, you'll have to wait.

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Sometimes the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest. And I'll be honest, sticking to a writing schedule is hard. So imagine my surprise when I find the simplest way to do it that doesn't involve some complicated or convoluted plot to do it.

Step 1: Install Focus 45 extension on Chrome from store
Step 2: Put daily reminder on phone to write 300 words min a day.
Step 3: Use extension when writing. Essentially speed writing. Use as often as necessary.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit

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Have you ever read a story that just hits all the right notes? Something sublime in its execution, an absolute joy from start to finish?

This isn't that. Today, let's examine

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My Android phone updated to sleek new icons and I don’t like it.

Source

It also caused havoc with my internet, and I had to randomly push buttons until I could tether my phone again.

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IN WHICH I TOOK A WALK
Those few who visit my user page might have noticed I changed my byline. To this:

Hey, if Coffee can quote Homestar Runner, I can quote Python. Anywho, click the below words for news.

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IN WHICH I AM DISAPPOINT
Here in 'Murikaland, today is Memorial Day (observed). Have some kind-of-unfitting music.

Hey. It was this or Green Day. S&G was probably the better choice. Anyway, if you'll please Read More…

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I am speechless.

I am in awe. I never thought one of my stories would make it to the featured page. It's been a dream of mine that I've been trying to achieve for so long. It's so incredibly humbling. I was talking to my friend this morning, and I told him that I think this is what winning an Oscar must feel like after being nominated several times.

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Hey fimfiction.

You all have been my readers, you've followed my stories, you've been with me on my journeys, and you've helped me through a lot of rough spots. Most of the time, I use my blogs as an attempt to vent my problems, or get help for others who need it, but this time... I'm asking for help for me. And that's... A first, really.

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My new story is up and ready to be read!
The story 'Dancing with Myself is tagged to this blog, so just follow the hyperlink straight to it.

It's a quick 3000 word one-shot that was brought about by a question of mine. That being, what would happen to Spike should he live decades longer than his friends and significant other.

It's quite juvenile I admit, but was still really fun to write and I hope y'all enjoy it.
Juvenile in the way is written that is...

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What if Sunset Shimmer never forgave herself? What if Sunset Shimmer, even after saving everyone from the sirens, never forgave herself. Even though most of everyone else supposedly did. What if deep down, she feared that everyone else never truly forgave her either. Then one day it happened. Anon-A-Miss struck, everyone turned on her, even her friends, the ones her called her family. Her greatest fear realized.

Hello there!

If this blog's caught the attention of the little globe at the top of your screen, it's probably because you either follow me or track Disappointment-Incarnate's story All Hail the Overlord.

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As I write this, I'm officially 24 years old. Not really happy about it. My little brother will turn 18 in a month.

This is a happy blog.

Here's a lollipop.

“So y'all gonna bleed to death just to prove a point, huh.”

“Hahah, what?” Pinkie gave AJ a drunk smile. “Nooo idea what you’re talking about!”

“Pinkie, you look like you’re tryin’ to traumatize the kids now, instead of doin’ it on accident. Give me the shears.”

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That moment you should be asleep but you've been up late and you have to wake up in two hours but don't know whether to sleep and risk oversleeping or stay up and risk passing out later in the day...

Whelp, time to roll a d20 to decide my fate.

1-10 = Stay up
11-20 = Sleep

Rolls

...Nat 20... whelp!

Passes out.