Another contest in the books means another blog to commemorate all the entries. Let’s see how it all fares. See here for an easy-to-parse list of what inspired what. And remember, names have to match exactly for the “legend rule” to apply, so self paradoxes are easy in Magic.

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Serious story incoming. Kinda forgot that I was doing these reviews. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don't really have any quips about this one, so let's just get on with it.

Unwrapping the foil, Scootaloo scrunched her muzzle at the putrid smell that wafted from the moldy mess before her. WIth a gag, she scooped up the mess and dumped it in the trash can. She stared back at the refrigerator.

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The new chapter "Broken, Part 2," of The Iron Horse is out, and this post is about it. If you haven't read it yet, please check that first before proceeding. If you have, continue on after the break.

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Red fic, blue fic; one fic, two fic:

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They did CHIA PETS® out of Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders and Barack Obama!

And I think I came out super cute, to be honest.

These four stories have been dormant for a long time now.

Almost all of them haven't seen any updates in well over a year.

Ruins in particular is a story I gradually lost interest in writing alongside my fading interest in G5.

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Lessons on what not to d we learned this week:
-If you really like being in jail, give it a day or 2 after getting out before you crime again and make the cops work for their paycheck
-Don't print phony checks, but apparently the Porsche dealership doesn't run any sort of fraud tests
-Nothing on Netflix is worth going to jail over
-You can be going out in public and suddenly a naked rampage can happen in you vicinity

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Welp, that big cloppy romance I've been working on is finally done, and I know some of you have been curious as to who it was about. I can now announce that the story features:

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Light is wondrous. So beautiful, you want to hold it in the palm of your hands. But many others do have the same notion as you do. They would be afraid of the light you hold, the power you have. These are people that also depend on you for safety. For their sake, you must hide the light deep within so you don't frightened them, but be careful as it is not easy to contain.

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So with the horror of RTC finally ended and a start to "A" school, I've got my technology back and with it the ability to write again. However, with "A" school I've also got classes and study hours to fulfill plus all the other hubbub of Navy life and that cuts back dramatically on pony time.

For the moment, Warren Peace reviews will remain on full hiatus.

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What have I been doing to relax between writing and doing my normal everyday life? Well I'm glad you asked. Well since I love the idea of Halloween more so the original scary feel and slightly occult idea and less children being terrible and scaring me and giving me panic attacks kind of thing that happens now.

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Ever since Equestria Girls established that parallel universes are very much a thing in this setting, I’ve loved having different versions of the same person interact. (Heck, I loved it before Friendship is Magic was a thing. Years before the Infinite Carousel, I had a consortium of Nabiki Tendos buying out Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.)

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Check out the 4-part series feat. Keyframe Productions as Celestia, as well as my commentary post-production, after the break!

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Friendly reminder to all and sundry that there's about three weeks left to submit your Most Delightful Ponidox. We've already gotten some great entries, but I'd love to see even more. And while I can't really accept it due to a number of logistical factors, Aragón's latest comic is a perfect example of what I'm looking for.