I hate California...

Those who plan on living in good 'ol Cali, don't go through with it. It's not what it's cracked up to be, and those who are living in Cali along with me, find a way to move away. Believe me, I'm considering moving back to Nevada. And even that place is bad, but at least it gets more breaks from the heat than Cali does!

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Ok, remember a few days ago when I said that my entry for The Discovery was nearly complete? It is complete now, but the contest deadline just got moved back a month.

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Hey guys! Just another small blog post, nothing out of the norm here! I've finished and recently updated another story for you guys. So I hope you enjoy it and that it brings about some... smiles.

Nothing much else happening right now, with me anyway. The weather is getting hotter and the heat is starting up again, so it's time to prepare melting on a daily basis, can't wait for that!

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Thought I'd put this up for Posterity's sake, whoever Posterity is.

The forest was on fire and it wasn’t my fault.

No seriously it wasn’t my fault.

You have no idea how good it is to say that and not feel like I’m bending the truth into my own personal corkscrew for a change.

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Contains some expletives. Done on a whim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ATDKeWB4F8
A response to Ryan Higa's (nigahiga) video ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE

Works on FimFiction I've Proofread/Edited for (From most recent to first)

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Not much to say. Too hot. Anon is too hot. Twilight is not nice about it. Hijinx ensue. Bad things happen. Shit gets gross and awful. Pun.

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Is Yu-Gi-Oh a thing again? I keep seeing Yu-Gi-Oh fic popping up in the new stories feed. Also, can we just acknowledge that the GX theme has stupid lyrics. but great music.

I KNOW IT'S STUPID, SHUT UP

Bon Bon: I really can't believe it. Your darkest secret is that you ate my oats? Really?
Lyra: Yup!
Bon Bon: So you haven't done ANYTHING worse than that?
(Lyra's expression goes blank, the vague sounds of helicopters and machine guns in the background)
Oh dear sweet Celestia! They blew off my hooves! I can't feel a thing!
Don't worry! I gotcha! I gotcha!
O-Oh fff... Lyra... a-am I gonna be okay? What's happening?
(gun cocking) D-Don't worry... I g-got you...

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A while back, I posted two(ish) long, long chapters for SFaCF within a short time span. This was because I wanted to get the chapter(s) from Adagio's POV done by a certain point, so I spent most of my waking hours writing for about a week straight. Now I find myself doing something similar because there's another point in the story I just want to get published already, but I'm not quite there yet. This is in addition to working on some other stories and the much more important classes that now

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and none of you can deny it. If you do, you are a liar.

So, out of pure curiosity, which do you think is worse - showering with only cold water, or showering with only hot water?

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So, I've been doing a lot of thinking about the new G5 teasers that have come out, and the info we currently have on what the world of Equestria has been like since we left our beloved Mane 6. And well, I have a hot take.

I'm kinda excited about it.

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It burns!!
I'm sorry, my tongue is sensitive to spicy

When I began Twilight's Secret Journal, I had no idea it would be a novel-length undertaking. I also didn't know how to write very well.

Nopony ever pays attention to the cover...

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-pencil

“If at first an idea is not absurd,” Albert Einstein famously said, “then there is no hope for it.” Sometimes, however, absurd is just absurd — yet, even so, it’s a fascinating slice of history’s collective direction of curiosity and experimental innovation.

Here are some Weird inventions which might not have changed the world much however in any case provoked our interest. Investigate that deserve acknowledgment for being both imaginative and amazingly strange.

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