I plant tomorrow! Roma's. SuperSteak (tomaters). Ghost peppers(Bhut Jolokia). Habaneros. Red Chilies and Thai Hot

A story in four parts:

My goals were the following:
1. Do all ten wings, completely to the bone. No nibbles!
2. No swearing.
3. No cooling aids until after Wing #10.

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And I still can't sleep!!! It's so freaking hot in my room and my air conditioning is broken... Help me...

Well, for those of you the wanted 34 minutes of hot wings and discussions of mediocre topics, here you go!

Thanks to everyone for donating this year!

Alright, the Hot Ones sauce box is in my Amazon cart, but I will be headed out of town next week, so I'm going to hold off on getting it until I return.

Just gives me more time to prepare.

A co-worker has offered to host this video, so what we need are topics and questions to discuss and answer between wings.

That's what this blog is for.

What questions and topics would you like me to answer and discuss while traversing through this culinary hell?

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More than a week early, too.

Now to get some wings, set up a spot to film, and line up the free time of the co-workers who want to come host/be here for this donor-inflicted culinary torture.

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Last time I had an Extra Life donation incentive, I had completely forgot to post it until I was reminded that I hadn't.

So just keeping you folks updated; I won't have my donors think I'm not a man of my word.

The hot sauces have been ordered.

Hey guys, just posting a quick update of my happenings on this site. If you haven't seen it at the top of the Feature Box already, you should go read this story by Jack of a Few Trades that I did some editing for.

THot Cocoa is Illegal in Yakyakistan

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Slice of Life

Yona discovers hot cocoa for the first time. Yakyakistan will never be the same.

• Gallus
• Yona
• Prince Rutherford

Jack of a Few Trades · 9.6k words  ·  300  4 · 4.2k views

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Look at all these short stories I'm making.
It's almost as if I had plans for them.

It's really just testing the waters at this point. Seeing if I'm any good at different styles/themes. When I find something I like, I might latch on, like a Kerrigan to a-
Whoops, that's the inner HOTS talking. My bad!

And hell is it hot!! Not that Tia minds..

Wish she would turn it down just a bit.. 100 by noon is a bit much..

Well, after planning, preparing, and lining up schedules, it's looking like my Hot Ones Challenge is happening tomorrow evening.

After that, I'm hoping it won't take very long to edit into something watchable. I figured this way was better than doing a spice challenge live for Extra Life 2021, where I hastily angled my webcam and it was 20 minutes of my stomach and the table.

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Okay, so I'm lazy, and not particularly competent.

Probably not the best, or most inspiring way to open up a blog, but Honesty is important.

I had intended to get Hot Dam - Ch3 out by March 4th, birthday present from me to you guys.

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Have words ever looked this appetizing?

I'm wearing one of my shortest dresses today and it's still so so so hot!

I know it's better than rain and stuff, but my special friend wants to hang out today (again), and I just want to drink lemonade and sleep all day!

How is life going guys?

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I'm helping a neighbor move and I hate it.

Ueah I can help I said...dammit

Very short Plug Tuesday today (and late, I know) since the last nine chapters of Child of Nightmares and Everfree will start posting on Friday.

My Little Danger Pony - Utterly adorable young Daring Do by Shortskirtsandexplosions. Criminally under-read.

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Hsvdhhhhkzdge!!!!!!.ded.!!!!!!!

It has been really hot for about two weeks now without so much as a drop of rain. Several records has been broken already and most shops are sold out of fans. The grass on our yard has turned yellow and crispy as a result of this heatwave. Hopefully, things will cool down soon enough...

I've been putting this off for a while now, but now that the submission period for The Discovery contest is closed, I figure it's high time I did a little chatting about the creative process behind the story and such.

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