“And despite all of that, it still made five million dollars!”

“That’s pretty shocking, yes… you got any toilet paper? This one’s out…” Pharynx asked behind the locked door.

Bezier looked around, seeing nothing but bookshelves. “No, just a bunch of reading material for some reason…” she eyed one book in particular sitting just atop a short shelf; a paperback with a black cover. She walked over to that shelf and picked it up before reading the title:

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So, I decided to turn a couple of comments into a skit. I’m bored, okay? Also, for context, it takes place after this. Also, please, no hate. This is only for entertainment purposes. If I hear you giving hate to this user, I will find you and personally show you the ninth circle of hell.

“Sooo have you apologized to Ocellus yet?“

“Doubt it.”

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“So, you know your way back?” Thorax asked as he and the others trudged their way through the barren wastelands.

“It’s a village called ‘Maplewood’. We’re about halfway there,” Hero responded.

“Perfect. We’ll just drop him off and have one less mouth to feed,” Pharynx deadpanned, earning a firm nudge from his younger brother.

The group immediately froze when they heard what sounded like a faint rumbling noise, which they quickly realized was coming from the ground beneath them.

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“Brother, have you seen Bezier anywhere?”

“Not lately. She’s not in the art room?”

“I checked it three times, Thorax. No sign of her.”

“I’m guessing she didn’t say where she was heading?”

“Nope. I just found some weird sticky note that read ‘enjoy some time away from me, smiley face’. Not sure what the buck she even meant by that.”

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“There you are, Rami. How was your job?”

“It went well, not many ponies showed up but atleast I get longer breaks,” Ramirez said as she approached Bezier and Pharynx, stretching her legs. “How about you Bez? How are…” noticing Pharynx she tried her best to hide her blush “P-Pharynx! H-how are you?”

“Eh, could be better, could be worse. I’m average.”

“A-Alright!” turning to Bez, still blushing lightly “c-can I talk to you for a moment? i-in private?”

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“Hello?”

“Hey Pharynx, what's up?”

“I need your, help, can you come here?”

“Uhh, I can't, I'm buying clothes.

“Alright, well hurry up and come over here.“

“Uhh, I can't find them.”

What do you mean you 'can't find them'?

“I can't find them, there's only soup.”

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Passion and Umbra smiled as they watched their son comfort their daughter.

Bezier, however, had mixed emotions over the matter. “I... I don’t understand. Paul, I... you said you hated your sister...”

Paul looked over. “I ...it’s just common courtesy, alright?! I can’t hate her right now...she’s scared, and she doesn’t need me to add anymore bullshit to make the situation worse!”

“But... but...”

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“So Passion and Umbra are playing Twister again?”

“Mhm. They’ve been playing it since they were kids.”

“Look how adorable they look.”

Bezier looked over to the pair; Passion and Umbra were both in twisted poses, but most noticeable thing about it was Passion’s large, plump butt right in Umbra’s face.

She snickered. “Enjoying the view, Umbra?”

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“NO! I aint coming out!” Ramirez shouted, hiding under a table while blushing heavily.

“Come on Rami! be brave!

“Yeah!

“Be brave Ramirez!”

“Mhm!”

“B-But what if you guys laugh at me huh?”

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*Umbra, upon seeing the bloody streak under Bezier’s nostril, bursts out laughing*

“...What? Why’s it funny?”

“Ahahaha! Oh man, Bez, what have you seen?”

“What have I seen? What’s that supposed to—?” *Her eyes went wide.* “Oh...”

*Now some of the others were snickering.* “Don’t you even—”

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Hey guys, I thought I'd post a blog today because today is the one-year anniversary of a good friend of mine, Bezier Ballad. If you don't know who Bezier is already, go ahead and check out her work. She's an amazing writer. This blog isn't much, but I just want to say: happy one-year anniversary Bez. Here's to many more future years, stories, and fun.

*Ring ring ring*

The unreformed changeling slowly sat up as he glanced at the ringing phone he had left on the counter. Brushing his dark brown mane out of his bright green eyes, he trotted over and picked it up. “...Hello?”

“Hey, Vexel! It’s me, Bezier!” the familiar voice greeted.

“Oh, hey sis. Was wondering when you’d finally check in.”

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I’m trying something new. You’ll see what I mean. I’ll rewrite the song soon. Also, sorry if it’s a bit sloppy.

Anyway, onto the song.

Original Song: Fields of Verdun - Sabaton

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Before coloring

After coloring

What do you guys think?

“Okay, so do you both understand the rules?”

“Yes.”

“Yes, mom.”

“No sass mister. Okay, ready?”

“You’re going down, Elytron.”

“That’s what you think, Stinger.”

“Epic Rap Battles of Equestria! Venom Stinger v.s. Pharynx Elytron! Begin!”

Listen up, Ven, who you think you’re dealing with?

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