Apr

26th

2023

Nose to the Grinder, Hell Yeah · 8:00pm Apr 26th, 2023

Report Aragon · 1,357 views · #one of the lessons I had to study today was about drugs and illegal trafficking #and to my utmost heartbreak #I found out that the lesson has been updated recently #and so now when listing designer drugs I don't reference their street names #which makes the lesson significantly less cool #rest in peace streetwise law lessons #you will not be missed because it is honestly a bit easier this way actually

Jul

21st

2023

Compsognathus Scares Ponies · 4:56am Jul 21st, 2023

After I made those last three crossover videos not too long ago, I frequently brainstormed what I wanted to have MLP (G5) crossover with next. As I carefully considered the options, it occurred to me that a video showing the Main 5 getting scared by a compsognathus from the "Jurassic" franchise would be an awesome thing to create, and it seemed like it'd be really fun too. So, I used a clip featuring a compsognathus from "Jurassic Park: The Lost World" and mixed it in with moments of the Main 5

May

17th

2024

My Second List of Least Favorite Villains · 8:52pm May 17th

Following my previous post, I was immediately inspired to go ahead and showcase another ten of my least favorite villains. The biggest reason for why is because I enjoyed creating the last one so much that I couldn’t resist doing it again, and it felt good to get it out of my system as well.

The main difference this listing will have from the last one is that there’ll be more live-action villains featured, mainly to give greater diversification among others.

Take a look:

Aug

2nd

2016

My stories and regrouping... · 3:46am Aug 2nd, 2016

So, as a lot of you have noticed, I have an abundance of stories on this site. Problem is, a lot of them are random one-offs that tie into my main story, "The Not-So-Normal Adventures of King Sombra and Pinkie Pie." Now, the reason this is a problem is because... Well, here's all the one-shots...

Report Harmony Charmer · 554 views · #harmonyvent #story regrouping #no i am not taking the stories down #i just want to focus everything together into one place #also i wanna come up with my own origin story for how pinkie and sombra met #instead of mooching off of rainbowbob #i feel bad for being lazy like that and not coming up with something original #i've always had ideas but i worried about how i was actually gonna do it #that and i feel bad for how i portrayed Pinkie and Sombra. I feel like I didn't put a lot of work into their relationship and that they got strangled by the red thread #i'm not ashamed of the series and I don't regret making it. I just want to make it better. Not just for myself but for you guys #also i lowkey wanna redo my EG SombraPie stuff because that teacher and student dynamic has started to bother me a lot #as did the ending for the second installment #i kinda want some feedback on this so i know how to go about this whole thing

Apr

29th

2016

help okay so · 2:00am Apr 29th, 2016

im getting a haricut in over two weeks which means i have like 2 weeks to convince my mom to let me get my hair cut short

i have kinda weird hair- it can be really curly or really frizzy or somewhere in between
and i want super short hair- something similar to troye sivan's hair

or brendon urie's hair

Report anonymousjedi · 650 views · #hair help #pls friendos #i wants the short hairs #and i also need to make a powerpoint to explain to my mom (and probs dad) why i need short hair #aaaaa #AAAAAA #i've wanted short hair since SIXTH GRADE #EVEN BEFORE I KNEW IT WAS A LGBT+ STEREOTYPE #but noooooo now my mom is all "everyone will think you're a guy!" #which is basically her way of hinting that everyone will think im gay af #i mean i am but i dont want my family knowing #but i also am 5'11" so i can see how people would think im a guy #but hoenstly #idgaf #but my parents do #and i know a haircut isnt that big of a problem #but i reeeeaaallly need some kind of confidence boost #especially something that makes me look slightly less feminine #bc idfk what my gender is anymore #i mean its not like i can come out anyway

Jul

13th

2019

The Part of You that Never Sleeps · 11:56pm Jul 13th, 2019

If you’re like me, you’ve accepted the fact that writing is a constant exercise of forgetting and then re-learning the single most basic goddamn rules every time. Technical stuff is easy—hey, commas go here, semicolons go there, slap in the butt and go get ‘em, tiger—but conceptual stuff?

Pff, fuck me.

Report Aragon · 2,142 views · #Fucking hell #I've been unable to write for a couple months because My Life Is Shit Lately #and this one blog was something I'd been thinking on writing for a while #and let me tell you #writing it when I'm this rusty has been an EXPERIENCE #the original was like 33% longer than how it is now #and I got yelled at by my editors #who had to pause their reading to tell me how WRONG I was #but like #seriously I hang out in writing_help a lot #and this is the kind of advice we give like five times a month at least #so might as well do a writeup and make it OFFICIAL

Dec

14th

2015

this is what happens when i watch LOTR and decide to do my hair and makeup instead of exam studying · 9:18pm Dec 14th, 2015

i try to make myself look like legolas
(these were taken sunday night btw)
~~damn this camera is way too pixelated~~

Report anonymousjedi · 399 views · #legolas is bae #and i spent too long on this makeup even though it looks like im barely wearing anything #and yes i used filters #and yes the lighting is bad #and yes if you say something mean i will cut you #and also please please please don't say anything objectifying or sexual #i know im not being racy or anything #but sometimes people still say stuff #and it really makes me uncomfortable #and i mean i know you guys wouldn't #but i have to say just in case

Jun

27th

2015

Season 5 Discussion Blog - Episode 11 Party Pooped · 11:58pm Jun 27th, 2015

Quick thoughts. I didn't really like the episode. Guess you could say that like cheese quesadilla joke, this episode was executed pourly.
Also Twilight may hate cheese sandwich.

Report Chaotic Note · 550 views · #puns #yaks #man they be spoiled #season 5 #episode 11 #party pooped #twilight sparkle #cheese quesadillas #may be jokes be made swissly #i guess you can say TS wasn't fondue of the yaks #pinkie pie be crozier than a yak on equestrian hay to make that farass trip to the north #honestly that would have taken agedcheeses to travel so far north if the stories about Yakistan being farther north than the Crystal Empire #guess you could say that Pinkie Pie cheesed the day with time leaps

Mar

6th

2019

BECOME THE ANIMAL YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN · 2:45pm Mar 6th, 2019

Report Aragon · 3,913 views · #Do you have any idea how fucking stressful making this whole thing was #I kept checking over my shoulder as I made it #cause like #imagine my sister walking in the room #as I'm writing some of the later panels #how do you explain this #what the fuck do I tell my loved ones if they discover this is how I chose to spend seven hours of my life #this is it #this is what defines me as a person #spending needlessly long periods of time working on bullshit nobody will like #and which will embarrass my family #I mean SOMEONE has to do it

Sep

16th

2018

(teaser #1) · 7:34pm Sep 16th, 2018

“When this is over, I will see her burn for what she’s done.”
— Wind Rider

Report CoffeeMinion · 478 views · #To Serve In Hell #Hell Returns #teaser #fire #burn #don't worry at this point it's kinda more like metaphorical fire #I'm not LITERALLY subjecting you to the image of a beloved character getting incinerated #though you gotta read the story to find out if that happens or not for sure #cuz this is not the kind of story where everypony walks away unscathed #but actually I feel like Rainbow Dash gets to have a pretty decent arc when all's said and done #though I still make no promises about the fire thing #mwahaha

Mar

15th

2019

Something Something Lunbra Something · 12:25am Mar 15th, 2019

Okay, hi everyone. It's Pi Day. I forgot about that and had no pie today. Then again, maybe I should blame dyscalculia again. I have no clue. I've been... not doing so well? I'unno. Ice Star is a bitter bean. Not much is new. What will be new is a new chapter of Enemy of Mine that I am close to done with, writing stage-wise.

Report Ice Star · 322 views · #distill these reaction images into pure ice star mental state #some people like the sound of their voice but i really like the sound of my fingers typing #maybe i'll do a thing #updates soon #look at me a real update king over here #all my muse does is swear and want more sleep but oversleeping is boring dumb muse #uhhh #blag #updates kind of #very distracted ice star makes dumb blogs #icestarpony #blag #boredom is honestly annoying #like who has the audacity to be bored not me i need to do things #brains are dumb

Dec

5th

2015

FORTY TWWWOOOOO · 5:48pm Dec 5th, 2015

FORTY TWO FOLLOWERS

FORTY TWO IS THE ANSWER TO THE UNIVERSE

THANK YOU EVERYONE!

and if someone wants to give me a shout out to get me to 50 that would be wonderful
i have some fics in the works

Report anonymousjedi · 373 views · #42 #42!!!!!! #FORTY-TWO #FORTY TWO #OMG OMG OMG #THANKS EVERYONE #AND THANKS TO THOSE WHO ALREADY HAVE GIVEN ME SHOUT OUTS #I LOVE YOU ALL #AND I SHOULD BE CLEANING MY ROOM RIGHT NOW #I'LL BE BACK ON WHEN IM DONE W/ MY CHORES #MAYBE #IT DEPENDS ON IF MY MOM LETS ME #BYE FOR NOW #LOVE YOU ALL #SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH #don't you love it when i make references to the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy book series #i sure love it

Apr

12th

2016

98th blog whoot whoot · 12:27am Apr 12th, 2016

ok so actually i might delete this

but do u remember in like december or whatever when i said i had a kinda bf

well i broke up with him

yeah

*pretends to listen to single ladies by beyonce*

*actually watches downton abbey like the dweeb i am*

Report anonymousjedi · 402 views · #no offense but #im very gay for mary #she is my new favorite #after something happened to my old fav but i wont say anymore because spoilers #uhhhm there was something else i was gonna say but forgot #crap #oh yeah SPRING PICTURE DAY IS TOMORROW AND I HAVE A REALLY BAD ACNE BREAKOUT AND I LOOK SUPER SLEEP DEPRIVED #so yeah #and im on the last episode of s5 of downton #i still dont know how to feel abt thomas #like he was a huge fucking asshole at the beginning #but now i feel kinda bad for him? #hes not as bad #plus my gay self feels bad because he has to deal with the same Gay Struggle™ #yeah #ok i actually might make by 99th tomorrow #my 100th will be abt art #and my 101 will be about april 13th #( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Feb

14th

2019

2014-2019 · 1:26am Feb 14th, 2019

RIP My old laptop. My new one isn't completely set up yet and ready for writing, so I've got the old one up one last time. I typed over a million words on this thing, amassed hundreds of memes, bookmarked too many goddamn things, and fumed at poorly written Netflix drivel on this idiot hunk of plastic. I covered it with far too many stickers, let my cats near it far too many times, and dropped it once or twice. The keyboard is pretty funky too, if I do say so myself because everyone who has

Report Ice Star · 343 views · #enemy of mine #EoM #icestarpony #new pc #look how sappy i am guys #got a real heart of gold here #setting up computers is hell #blag #your tag here #YES AN ACTUAL UPDATE #i write words with my hands and you can too!! #i hope no shit gets lots in the transfer and all #i'm actually pree hungry rn maybe i should eat something #i want to be back to writing again soon so badly so hopefully i will and it will be lots of fun i have words i want to write with my hands because i am a human and that is how human people write we write with our hands #how the everloving fuck did i make a laptop last five years does anybody know this because i don't

Apr

4th

2019

We Sold Ourselves for Love but Now We're Free · 11:49pm Apr 4th, 2019

So back in 1925, they weren't called 'blogs'. They were called 'essays'.

I’ve been reading essays lately.

I know my audience, believe it or not—I am aware that some of you sneak into my room in the wee hours of night to caress my sleeping angel face and read my diary. For the sake of everybody else in the house, though, I want to explain something: there are two Latin American authors I really, really like.