Things Bronies Say: Part Two

Here is part two of my Things Bronies Say series. I hope you will like it. You can find part one here.

Enjoy.

1. Sunset Shimmer is literally the worst villain in the whole MLP franchise and she was reformed too quickly. I hope that she won't appear in any more movies after this one!

*One movie later.*

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Today I am going to tell you a true funny story that happened one day when I took a small day trip up to the Grand Canyon.

At some point during my visit to the iconic national park, I was just chilling on a park bench when this squirrel comes up to me and starts speaking in some kind of squirrel language I suppose.

So I say, 'Oh hello little squirrel have you come to say hello?'

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Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know that I had some of my MLP: FIM poetry taken from this story collection here read on YouTube by a very awesome site member called PonyStemCell. Be sure to check out his FimFiction.Net profile as well as his

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Lyra Explains: How Computers Were Made (Humor)

A well researched (lol cakes) history of computers by Lyra Alluse AKA Emma Lee Downs.

A long time ago in ancient Rome some ancient scientist type dudes were bored. So they put a bunch of wheels and cogs together into a box and did a voodoo dance.

The voodoo dance activated the cogs which turned and flipped numbers at the top of the box counting down dates. This was the world's first computer known as the Antikythera Mechanism.

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English Is A Tough Language

English is kind of complicated. I often revert to speaking French, Korean, Chinese, or Japanese (or a combination of all of these at once) because they make more sense. :P

Reasons English is a weird language:

1. There are a bunch of variations of a word that are pronounced the same, but they are spelled different and mean different things.

Such as to, too, two. There, there, their. Where, wear. Tare, Tear. Bare, Bear. So on and so forth.

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One of those desperate girls who want you to see them strip or something on webcam sent me a spam e-mail and was like, "Hey Baby. Want to bang? Here's the link to my private messenger if you want to hit me up."

And I so I did what every sensible person would do and clicked the link to the messenger.

When I was in the messenger thing I said, "Listen, Candy (that was her name). Banging hurts a lot. I just stubbed my toe last week. You can understand why I am not interested."

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Sorry, for being so late with this one, there was a late to compile. This is going to be my most packed month yet so be ready for plenty of stuff. Including both final chapters of season 2 of Journey To Hearth's Warming and both final tidbits for this season. I'm also considering posting a new story that will be a parody of the movie Hoodwinked near the end of this month, more details on that below the schedule. Also, there will be a voting poll starting this month over my birthday commission

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Lots of references to nerdy and underground culture. Here's the preview if anyone's interested.

Dragon of Grace (Uncut Preview)

So as some of you might have noticed, I didn't post everything I wanted to this month; well, this month decided to kick me hard. Really, I was lucky to have chapter 21 of Journey To Hearth's Warming already done before this month started because the rest of this month I got nothing done at all. From writing new chapters for Hoodwinked: Pony Edition to new chapters on Letter of Hope, everything came to a total standstill due to a massive head cold and losing a laptop. This month has been harsh

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Got a few updates to share. The first of which is that I've been slowly but surely working on a new chapter for "Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children". Let me just say, working on Zecora's dialogue is very difficult. You really have to think about context, rhythm, and structure just to make sure what she says not only makes flawless sense, but still can sit in a regular conversation. This does mean

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Hello again :D

I was bored in this day, so I decided to draw something about the fan-fiction quoted in the title plus something else and posting them here.

Chapter Nine's battle between Applejack and Golden Hoof.

This is the draw that started all.

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Recently and unfortunately, certain people, I won't say any names, got into a heated argument resulting in one dropping out due to hateful words being traded. The person who said those harsh words was dealt with and has been punished. Prior to this, another player has dropped out of the contest willingly. Gumball2 has left the game. The list below consists of the remaining competitors and their OCs.

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I was kind of hesitant to do this, but since January is coming to a close I thought I might as well get it over with and post more of the art commishes I made. Safe for work images first, then the saucy ones near the end.

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Things Bronies Say: Part One

Here is part one of Things Bronies Say. I am thinking of making this a series of sorts. I hope you enjoy the first part.

Enjoy.

1. They better not have Starlight Glimmer in season six or I'm going to stop watching the show!

*One season later.*

They better not have Starlight Glimmer in season seven or I am leaving the fandom for good this time!!

2. Brony One: There is no MLP after Lauren Faust stopped working on the show!

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Do you ever walk outside and wonder how many animals, humans, or other creatures have pooped or peed in the environment around you? Or how much bodily fluids like boogers and whatnot are stuck to the ground?

I just imagine this huge layer of poop, boogers, blood, puss, earwax, vomit, piss, and so on, on top of everything; parking lot surfaces, cars, playground equipment, buildings; you name it, it probably has the most disgusting things you can think of stuck to it.

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Happy late 4th of July, folks! 💥 🇺🇸

Anyway, I’m going to be on vacation this week celebrating my mom’s birthday, but before I go I wanted to show my thanks for your kind words and support of The Mystic Knights so here is a fan-made theme song of the series. Though, I must warn you I am not a song writer I mostly specialize in parody songs, so yeah, this is a parody song of The Great Adventure by Steven Curtis Chapman.

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