Aloha, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 133rd film analysis, I'm gonna be giving you guys my take of "Spider-Man 3 (2007)".

Here's the rundown of it:

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My TV Show Rating Score:

5/5: It is an awesome show!
4.5/5: it is a great show albeit not perfect
4/5: It’s a good show with minor flaws
3/5: It’s overall okay/guilty pleasure
2/5: It’s bad but not awful
1/5: Look, up in the sky! It’s super bad!

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Yes indeed, a fella can dream...

*NOTE: I add these to my Disney VHS collection because they are Disney subsidiaries.*

TOUCHSTONE:

1. BABY, SECRET OF THE LOST LEGEND
DATE: 1985
PRINT DATE: Either October 4 or 9, 1985 (ink is fading fast from the bottom sticker)
PLACE OF PURCHASE: http://www.eBay.com (former rental; from Tolley's Video Mart, which was a regional chain of stores in the state of Tennessee; this came from their Springfield (Tennessee) locale)

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LPs - Philips
ROCKIN' - FRANKIE LAINE - PHILIPS BBL 7155 - 1957 - American Recording
This and three other UK LPs were purchased at stores in my residence of Tucson. This and two other records were purchased by me at a Goodwill in said city.

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This time of a fic nobody remembers (at least guessing by the numbers of notifications I get about it, which is none), but, judging from the rating, it was pretty well-received. My fifth story altogether, second one-shot, and the first one that I was satisfied with: The Great Barn Robbery. Or, in Russian, Великое ограбление

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Time Enough For Love will begin tomorrow morning, July 18! Until then, I'll be posting little teasers once per day.

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Bronycon 2019 lasted four days.

This is what that meant.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Well, fuck it. I've been trying to make this funny or witty or something, but I just couldn't make it. There's no angle. So just -- fuck it, y'all are getting the raw unfiltered thing.

I've graduated.

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>read a message wrong

Dislestia is -1000000/10

>send message

^me tho

>realize what was sent

>delete message

Now, I'm gonna get back to watching Batman: The Animated Series. I've been liveblogging it on tumblr for the past couple days and I'm honestly having the BEST TIME. It's not only been a trip down memory lane, but also fun to watch because omfg there were so many bad puns I LOVE IT. I'm not as far as I want to be, but I'm close to reuniting with a childhood favorite of mine:

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So I've been drawing a lot recently, especially since I recently got a graphics tablet to be able to digital art on.

Needless to say, there has been lots of ponies.

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Two years ago today, with his alter-ego exposed to the world after the events of Far From Home, Peter Parker attempts to erase the world's minds of this fact, only to find himself on the greatest emotional rollercoaster filled with callbacks, nostalgia, and bittersweet endings.

I'm sure most of you saw the notification already, but I wrote a new fic for a contest entry, and I'm very proud of it! I'd love it if you gave it a read, especially considering that it's not your standard sci-fi/romance story. How many are told from the diary of a sprinkler system?

EThe Dangers of Personal Growth

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Sci-Fi

The Solar Corporation would like to remind all employees that the incident involving Fiddlesticks and Lightning Dust was an isolated one, and would like to direct all further inquiries to their Incident Help Desk for an appropriately timely response.

• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Lightning Dust
• Fiddlesticks

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... and sorry about the cover image. I usually like to make them myself, but I was exhausted yesterday.

Fucking shit, I’m getting feeling self-conscious now that I’m writing the blog. I feel like I gotta meet some expectations or something – which is mighty weird, let me tell you. Usually I write blogs like I break wind in a classroom: whatever happens, happens, and if people look at you weird you just do the fingergun thing and crack a joke. Fuck it, I smell anyway, so who’s gonna care.

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"I think I'm in love," Aragón said, dreamy expression on his big dumb face. "My heart goes a-flutter every time I stop to picture the color of those lips."

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BABS SEED Mono LPM-3453
BABS '66 Stereo LSP-3453

Babs Seed With Her Orchestra

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We recorded this last night. I just finished editing it, and I burnt my hot dog. Well that gives this episode a good omen. Remember kinds, don't cook and work. This week we continue reading "Letters From an Irritated Princess" by Tired Old Man.

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Quick thoughts. I didn't really like the episode. Guess you could say that like cheese quesadilla joke, this episode was executed pourly.
Also Twilight may hate cheese sandwich.