Welp. It's officially happened. I'm one of those authors.

I went completely AWOL for... what? A little over two weeks? Yikes, that's not so good for my personal image of a committed author.

But let's be fair, how committed was I before anyway? My upload schedule was spotty, the quality of my work was spotty, and you had better believe my work ethic was as spotty as some sort of incredibly garish polka-dotted ensemble. ()

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Over two thousand people have, at the very least, clicked into the very first chapter.

Not a single one of those people noticed, or at least told me that I misspelled Stereotypical.

It's fixed now, but... how did this happen? How many people knew, but just didn't tell me?

In that vein, how did I never notice myself? What is wrong with me? I have looked at the title innumerable times, but it just skipped over my notice every time. Am I dumb? Am I crazy?

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Hey! So, uh... I accidentally published a chapter before it was ready again!

I still don't know if that means people got a notification, but if it does... well... sorry!

Why is the publish button right next to the edit button it's just begging for a mistake.

Hey hey people who have a tangential interest to me and my story!

So the small subset of people who care may have noticed that the next chapter isn't out yet.

That's because of... stuff!

I'm taking some time to flesh out some ideas for later parts of the story, stuff like plotlines and maybe an actual ending somewhere. I've been flying this entire time by the seat of my pants, so I at least want the barest skeleton of a plan to follow.

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I keep putting chapters out before they're ready, oh sweet Celestia why do I do this to myself.

it's because i'm desperate for validation

everybody look out i'm about to drOP SOME SUB-PAR WRITING!

I accidentally pressed the 'submit' button on a chapter before it was ready. I unsubmitted it, but I'm not sure how notifications work, so I want to apologize to the small subset of people who may have seen a notification about it.

In better news, the next chapter should be coming up tomorrow!

Basically, this blog is just me apologizing for my stupidity.

Hey there everybody! Here's the place where you disregard this blog if my cliché request for help sickens and disgusts you.

I'd like to get an extra pair of eyes on chapters before I publish them, and I don't have any friends who would be interested. That's why I'm outsourcing this to random strangers on the internet!

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Well, it took like five whole days, but the new chapter is done.

Mostly done, at least. It needs to be looked over and edited and stuff, but I'm actually really tired right now.

So instead of forcing myself to do a half-assed job to have it out today, I'm going to wait until I've had some sleep so the chapter isn't as bad as it would otherwise be.

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Unfortunately, I seem to have run dry on creativity.

So the next chapter of The Stereotypical Necromancer is going to take a while to write.

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Just put out a 6000 word chapter for The Sterotypical Necromancer and i'm, e x h a u s t e d

I've been writing all day, and I was honestly tired of it by the end. I gave it a half-assed editing, and put it out before it's probably ready.

how do real writers DO IT

6000 isn't even that much ughhhh i'm going to bed