Shepherd is woken up by a pounding on his front door. He slowly gets up and staggers to the door. He scratched his chin, yawned, and opened the door.

Shepherd: "Yes?"

Diamond Tiara: "You! Human! Bless me!"

Shepherd: "I... Sorry?"

Diamond Tiara: "You're a human protector! You've brought great fortune to those stupid Apples! So you should bless me too!"

Shepherd: "That's... Not how it works, kid."

Diamond Tiara: "My daddy is very rich!"

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It was that kind afternoon for Diamond Tiara. The kind when she already did everything she had to do through the day, so she was allegedly free. But in her mind, she couldn't feel more trapped. She was close to her eighteenth birthday, and what should be the start of every possibility only felt like a door closing behind her back.

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So my most recent story is the second focusing on Diamond Tiara grown up and a part of Twilight Sparkle's royal guard.

The question is: is there much interest in me writing another?

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I watched the most recent episode of MLPFIM staring our favorite three fillies the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

For the most part it started how I'd expect anything involving them except this time there was a huge school election going on. The major players were Pipsqueak and Diamond Tiara. Along the way she loses her friend Silver Spoon for being mean to her and eventually loses the election.

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I usually don't comment on episodes but...

<<< Spoilers for Episode 18 Season 5 ahead >>>

This is huge!

I'm sorry if the following reads a bit jumbled, but I have to get this out quickly before I lose my train of thought to my mindnumbing tiredness.

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I made this to celebrate yesterday's absolutely amazing episode. It was the only way to make my happy tears stop. I'm not dramatic, what are you talkin' about?

That is all.

Actually, that's not all.

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You can read it right now! YAAAY!

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Collab project with Dr. Wolf!

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Hello all,

After a little work and a lot of external help (thanks Malefactory) , Arête - Princess Alicorn of Hackers is finally complete as it was intended to be (and had vast amounts of mistakes removed)

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TELL HER WHAT YOU THINK AND BE SURE TO GIVE HER YOUR SUPPORT!!

Ironically, in later chapters, I DEAL with the elements that were jossed in this fanfic, and actually make it PART OF THE PLOT, I'd say more, but that's spoilers (and trust me, it turns out for the better).

Well after having a string of interesting

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I helped write a new story with AnonPencil who you can find here: https://www.fimfiction.net/user/204785/anonpencil

The story stars Anonymous and Diamond Tiara, where she is lost in the Everfree so, hired by Filthy Rich, Anon ventures forth for the filly.

I'd like it if you all gave it a read and rating.

The story can be found here:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/415567/crown-of-thorns

Well, you did it, Hasbro. You really did it this time.

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Beloved Readers, I have a rule.

I didn't quite realize it until a few weeks ago, but I've been writing by this rule since I seriously picked up writing as a craft somewhere in the neighborhood of 2004. A rule first introduced to me by The Last Unicorn and later fully codified by Princess Mononoke for all characters, but especially for all villains and antagonists. A simple rule by design, if not always in practice.

Reader, I do not write monsters.

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Okay, so my lowest ever rated story Do Not Rape Your Students was revoked by the moderators about 24 hours after it was initially published, six months ago. I've now made some changes, and it's been accepted. Given the topics it covers, I don't expect it to be any more popular than it was before, but that's life.

... and I apparently wrote 33k words worth of an Equestria Girls story. I also happen to have an outline, and I covered, like, two thirds of it.

Totally random excerpt:

Silver Spoon sighed, looking at Diamond Tiara and then at the road behind them. “I’ve made a mistake,” she muttered.

“Not the first and not the last.” Diamond Tiara turned sharply, almost hitting an empty fruit stand.

“No, I mean, I shouldn’t have licked my fingers after–” Silver Spoon looked at her hand.

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I don't know why I'm blogging so much today. It's like I have to hit a monthly quota before the end of May.

So anyway, I have three stories about Diamond Tiara in the works. They are:

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half asleep but must… promote… new… story.

clop story. if you don't like clop, don't read it.

father's day thing. diamond tiara and filthy rich.

goodnight