Tom the Rock just left me for Maud's pet rock Boulder!
He said I was too 'real' for him.
We were only married for one day. Nuuuuu!
I guess I didn't rock his world.
Tom the Rock just left me for Maud's pet rock Boulder!
He said I was too 'real' for him.
We were only married for one day. Nuuuuu!
I guess I didn't rock his world.
Back in the day we had hip words like knarly, righteous, and tubular.
These days kids use words like On Fleek.
Let that sink in for a moment.
On. Fleek.
It means 'on point' or something to that effect.
Here is what it looked like in a sentence:
"His hairstyle was on fleek."
Translation: "His hairstyle was 'on point'."
...
Just seeing this attempt to be a 'normal' expression in a sentence hurts my eyeballs.
What the heck is wrong with this generation? <_<
On another site, my posts were getting down-voted by trolls. So I changed my user-name to 'Feed Me Down-Votes' and then I made a post about how every down vote actually gets me paid $10.00 through Paypal because an ad company said they would sponsor my down-vote campaign.
People believed it and they only started leaving me up-votes. So many up-votes that my posts became the most seen on the site.
I was laughing so hard.
What Cartoon Or Anime Character Should Be President?
What cartoon or anime character do you think would make the best president (or other type of leader if you live in a different country)?
For some reason, I think Tamaki Suoh from Ouran High School Host Club would make the best president/ leader ever. XD
But what do you guys think? I am curious to know.
About two weeks ago I woke up to find that every picture on every one of my sites including my groups on both Fim Fiction and other sites had been blocked by Photobucket (where I hosted the majority of them). Photobucket decided to be a butt monkey and block 3rd party hosting unless you pay them. Which is something I refuse to do.
Now every one of my groups, sites, and so on has all of these error messsages where the pictures should be.
I found Play-Doh type stuff at The Dollar Tree.
It's called 'Dough' instead of Play-Doh.
I kind of want to get some. You can't go wrong for a dollar right? :P
Here's a picture of what it looks like.
Does anyone have experience buying/ using play-doh from The Dollar Tree? If you do, let me know.
The above image of is of Mishe on Christmas Eve, taken from the anime. Which, of course, is where the Wondercolts' Headquarters is. Nice and festive.
Unofficial Sites Rules That Can Get You Issued A Warning Or Banned:
Recently, a few people I've known on the site for a while have been issued warnings by site mods for various things that I thought I would pass along to other people so they don't make the same mistake.
Unofficial Site Rules (Not Listed In The Actual Ones):
The Christmas Log:
There is a Christmas tradition where you beat a log until it poops out presents while singing a song about it pooping out gifts.
This is the song you sing while you beat it:
shit, log,
shit nougats (turrón),
hazelnuts and mató cheese,
if you don't shit well,
I'll hit you with a stick,
shit, log!
There is a site where you can upload pictures of your poo for other site members to rate. You can also rate the images of poo that other site members upload to the site,
My mom and I went outside and saw a bunch of cops, paramedics, etc. in the parking lot. We asked the neighbors what was going on. Apparently one neighbor heard a female in the apartment above them screaming and telling a male invader to 'get out of her apartment' at around midnight.
The neighbors called the police. They showed up and took the lady to the hospital in an ambulance. The attacker/ invader still hasn't been caught as far as we know.
Lyra's Random Thoughts Compiliation #1
This is a compilation of random thoughts, ideas, and musings I have on a daily basis. Read at your own risk. My mind is a very odd place.
Random Thought #1: I enjoy trolling people on Tinder disguised as a giant hamburger anthro with extra cheese.
Yes I know. I'm going to Hades for this. Oh well. At least I'm having as much fun as possibly before I get there.