. . . What can I say, that hasn't been said? That I hate it? I wish I can. But I can't then I'd be lying through my teeth. Me and my brother watched this on our TV screen now, and it has been that way since mid-season 3. But, geez, if I was old enough to drink, I could challenge my almost-twenty-two year old brother to a drinking game. Every time you see something from season 3 on, that looks like it's based on a fanfiction, take a shot, if you see something that's painfully obvious, take two.

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Bon Bon: I really can't believe it. Your darkest secret is that you ate my oats? Really?
Lyra: Yup!
Bon Bon: So you haven't done ANYTHING worse than that?
(Lyra's expression goes blank, the vague sounds of helicopters and machine guns in the background)
Oh dear sweet Celestia! They blew off my hooves! I can't feel a thing!
Don't worry! I gotcha! I gotcha!
O-Oh fff... Lyra... a-am I gonna be okay? What's happening?
(gun cocking) D-Don't worry... I g-got you...

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044 Frenemies Talk: Slice of Life feat. Skeeter The Lurker

Welcome one and all to the show - surprisingly, we're on time! Imagine that.

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Frenemies Talk, Chapter XII: Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?

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I had a discussion with someone over on EQD about Luna's motivation and actions during Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep, and I realized that there was a much deeper, and somewhat morbid, interpretation of yesterday's episode.

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My thoughts below the page break because spoilers.

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Frenemies Talk, Chapter XXIV: The Cutie Re-Mark

And came forth the finale and it was... alright.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed it, but I think it could have been even more polished and prepared. Not that it was a bad episode, I think it marked an end of a specific arc and it only made me want more to see from our dearest Equestria.

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071 Frenemies Talk Special: The Best of Season 5 feat. Everyone!

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The season five finale was great fun! It also had some interesting storytelling techniques we can learn from both in how intriguing they were, as well as some shortcomings it had. Obviously:

Season Five Finale Spoilers

But it’s been two weeks since it aired as of writing this so hopefully you’re caught up.

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Spoilers and spoilers and spoilers again and again and again.

Introduction

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So last time I revealed how the world's story had changed.

How about our favorite main characters?

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Also titled: Why the Season 5 Finale Was Subjectively Amazing Despite Being Objectively Terrible

"No friendship is that important!!"

...said the mare who dedicated her life to stripping ponies of their cutie marks and then crippled Equestria's future many times over after her manipulatively dictatorial coping mechanism was foiled, all because a friend of hers moved away when she was a filly.

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After two weeks, I've finally managed to get off my butt and do a review. Also, this post is hella long, so enter at your own risk.

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Watching this is giving me inspiration for a subject on why we have fonder memories of the earlier seasons. Beyond "nostalgia goggles" or "it use to be better." But I need to go to bed now. Just. Take this in.

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OK, so S5. There's a lot to go through, so I'll keep this brief.

Firstly, I haven't seen all of them. Do Princesses Dream and Rarity Investigates! have eluded me for some time and I haven't had the chance in these past few days to watch them and be truly caught up in this season.

You already know my feelings on Cutie Markless, so let's just tackle the others.

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Well...that was something. A really long, somewhat confusing, weird something that just happened on a show about magical talking ponies. I think everyone who dismisses this show as sparkly nonsense should have a look at the post-apocalyptic world scenarios this show managed to pull off....along with one of the main characters having a very obvious SCAR on their face whilst fighting in a war against an evil dictator. But enough about how making assumptions about TV shows is bad. Why in the

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i should be sleeping now but too excited. I even made a christmas edit of my avatar and about to christmasfy my user page. It's like... DOUBLE EXCITEMENT! i'm good with words, yaYA?!

Time travel? Meh, at least it was better than how Sonic 06' did it.

Also, alternate Equestria? You KNOW Hasbro has been looking at some Fallout MLP fanfics. Come on, I mean - Rainbow Dash with metal wings? (which is admittedly friggin' awesome if I must say)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Man, save me. I'm hyping so much I'm into space This week is fucking crazy. But I love it :3

There's a new underrated orange poni in town and this is her!

Look at this cutie patootie. Don't you think she deserves some caring and cuddling and love? Well I've made a group just for her and we're going to push the name for Citrus Blush (and not that Sally Styles shit fuck alliteration it doesn't even make sense theming-wise)!
Come join the group for this cutie poni!

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