Welcome back writers! It’s a new day, a new week, and a new chance to write something!
Spoilers ahead, obviously, and just know that this is obviously my opinions. Not everyone is going to agree. Also, it's really long, and I did not plan this--I wasted a half hour with oh my god, Missy, why????
Life, The Universe, and Everything is this week!
Hello readers! First things first, apologies for the lateness of this post! I am still recovering a bit from that con-crud, it would seem, and slept far, far later than I expected to. Right through my alarm, right through everything.
Welcome back readers! It’s Monday, and that mean’s it’s time for another installment of Being a Better Writer!
Welcome back, writers! Monday is upon us once more, and you know what that means! Being a Better Writer is here!
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Welcome to my second deep dive recommendation, where I drill into what makes 'Soft and Pink' a great fic and go on to explain why Semillon is an author who is so amazing that you should not just read that fic, but consider going on to read everything by them!
Merry Christmas to all who partake and a happy Enjoy your Monday to everyone else.
Life update below
Hello readers! How are you all this Monday morning? Or I suppose afternoon, as it’s about to be? Spry? Alert?
Hopefully that last one, because you’re about to read another Being a Better Writer post! Furthermore, it’s not a scheduled one!
I have been so quiet lately because I have been hard at work (also, I have some important happenings irrelevant to this blog) on some updates. One of those is a brand spankin' new story for Mother's Day. It has been in the works for a few years now. That's right, ya boi wrote a normal Mother's Day story. Probably.
Catch the SFW flavor here:
Or the NSFW flavor here:
Something that might surprise most of you is that, when I try to humblebrag, I barely talk about the obscene size of my penis. There is nothing humble about it. It’s just generally a great thing.
No, what I always talk about is the fact that—and this is true, fucking warped as it sounds—even though I am the dumbest motherfucker on this website? I sometimes need to put, like, real effort into convincing my readers that my prose is shit.