Quote · 3:11am Aug 17th, 2020
"Contact with my own species has always disappointed me." - Captain Nemo, "Mysterious Island" (1961)
"Contact with my own species has always disappointed me." - Captain Nemo, "Mysterious Island" (1961)
"You try, you fail. You try, you fail. But the only true failure is when you stop trying. Try again."
Random A Hole: Do you know who my parents are?!
Pharynx: Why? Are you adopted or something?
Fluttershy: Let me see what you have.
Pharynx: A KNIFE!
Fluttershy: NO!
Fluttershy: We are all just skeletons wearing meat suits.
Rainbow Dash:...what?
Thorax: What are you writing?
Pharynx: The Instructor wants to know how many weapons I have back in our room. I’m letting them know it’s private information.
Thorax:...but this just says “f**k around and find out” in calligraphy...
Pharynx: Mhm!
Chrysalis: Scared?
Fluttershy: Are you okay?
Discord: Yes.
Fluttershy: Are you hurt?
Discord: No.
Fluttershy: *smacks him* Then what were you thinking?!
Cozy: ...And that’s my plan.
Tirek: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound rude.
Cozy: Go ahead, let’s hear it.
Discord: I can’t believe they tried to stab me!
Starlight: Chill, your like, immortal. You’ll be fine.
Discord: I have feelings, Starlight!
Pharynx: ARE YOU-
Kevin: Fucking.
Pharynx: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Kevin: Fucking.
Pharynx: IDIOT!
Pharynx: *clears throat*
Pharynx: Whoever decided to hurt Thorax today, please come outside so I can peacefully break your legs.
Sunset: Do not erase the memories of my friends.
Wallflower:
Wallflower: [Read 12:05]
Sunset: This is a verbal conversation-
Tirek: I tried your plan. It’s a failure.
Cozy & Chrysalis: You didn’t try anything.
Tirek: I ran it through my head. It didn’t work.
"I see...I see...pain! (plucks a feather)"
"OW!"
"And anger. (rips off a chunk of silk)"
"How dare you! That is the finest silk in the province!"
While reading the Comments section of the Fic: "The Forsaken" by LiquidAmber5 I found one comment by a Certain user that goes by the name of General Jo and has now become my Favorite comment/quote on this site!
"Inquisitor Sparkle, with all respect, is the Friendship Cannon really the only solution?
From the member chat:
[1/25/2015 8:47:20 PM] Cromegas_Flare: To answer a question, story links are acceptable as long as they are dropped with reason.
[1/25/2015 8:47:43 PM] Cromegas_Flare: Simply put, don't just drop the link without an explanation as to why.
[1/25/2015 8:48:15 PM] Cromegas_Flare: If the story is mature, of any kind, make sure to mention that before the link is posted.
Pharynx: Oh no. It’s dark and there are two armed creature lurking within.
Pharynx, flicking on the light switch: Whatever will I do?
Thorax, getting a minimum of 8 hours of sleep each night: I am so awake and ready for the day, the sun is beautiful and I’m so happy to be alive!
Pharynx: I’ve had 30 minutes of sleep over the past five days and now I can smell sounds please kill me.
Gallus: I hope the light at the at end of tunnel is a train.
Cozy Glow: I’d snap your neck.
Pharynx: *is kidnapped by Generic Villan #1*
GV#1: I have him! Try anything, and he gets it!
Thorax: Don’t kill him!
GV#1: I won’t do anything as long as I get was I want-
Thorax: No, not you. Pharynx, do not kill him!
Gv#1: w...what?
Rainbow: Twilight, give me your hairdryer!
Twilight: My what?
Pharynx: I’d like to apologize to anyone who I haven’t offended yet.
Pharynx: Please be patient, I’ll get to you shortly.
Tempest: All the haters are like “aren’t you wanted by the state?”
Tempest: And it’s like, I’m wanted by loads of people, okay? That’s the price of being bad*ss.
Tempest: Anyways, I did commit a smidge of treason-
Cozy: *giggles cutely*
Cozy: I’m going to snap!
Luna: hahaha....ha...hahaha...
Celestia:...is this a good laugh or a bad laugh?
Luna: hahaha...AHAHAHAHAhahaha...
Celestia: The longer this goes on, the more I think this is a bad laugh.
Starlight: The school staff doesn’t play favorites!
Girl: Who would find Thorax cute? I mean, what even is that body type, ahahahaha.
Thorax, smiling: I may be built like a crush cardboard box but at least I don’t legally identity as a piece of plastic.
Spike: What time is it?
Thorax: I don’t know, pass me the saxophone, then I’ll know.
Thorax: *blows into the saxophone really loudly*
Cozy: I have an idea!
Tirek: No stabbing.
Cozy: I no longer have an idea.
Thorax: How could anyone say Pharynx is evil? He the most precious changeling I’ve ever met!
Pharynx, covered in blood: Yeah, I’m adorable!
Discord: *Falls down the stairs*
Fancy Pants: *holds door open for Rarity* After you.
Rarity: No, after you.
Fancy Pants: I insist, after you-
Fleur de Lis. *pushing past both of them* After me.
Twilight: This is stupid!
Rainbow: What isn’t at this point?
Thorax: Wanna play a game?
Fluttershy: Sure, what’s the game.
Thorax: It’s called “Thorax or Steve.” I’ll tell you recent things Pharynx has said, and you have to guess if he said it to me or his pet centipede.
Fluttershy: Okay, shouldn’t be too hard-
Thorax: Number one—“I would die for you.”
Fluttershy:...I stand corrected.