I'm surprised I recognized as many shows as I did.

And now for something completely different

I mean...holy hell that thing was Featured. Her Most Faithful Servant. Featured. I mean...really? There wasn't even any vomit in it, come on now!

Speaking of vomit, I'll be putting up a new story today or tomorrow. Back to the usual fare, you lucky things you.
Thanks for reading and stuff.

EDIT: Lo, it is done.

Alright so this blog is overdue and I believe my audience deserves an answer to their questions as to why I took so long to not only update my stories, but why I seem to be absent a lot from FIMfiction.

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Hey, remember that kinky fifty shades of neigh thing I wrote? The one where I worked with the very talented Flutterpriest to create a weird dommy Celestia story?
Yeah, that old thing.

Well, it lives again.

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I just want this part to be over, but I have to make sure it's well written.

I can't wait until the initial shock of the reveal wears off and I can finally move on to the fun parts of the story. Once I get there, it should be much easier to write.

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If you care about Equestria Girls, the final part of the official Youtube upload of Friendship Forgotten has appeared.

...And it's been renamed Most Likely to Be Forgotten. Which, I'll admit, is more thematic because yearbook, but also kind of a mouthful as titles go. <.<

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After uninstalling Battlefront II, I bought a 13-year old game of yours for full price because it's still one of the best arcade racers around and isn't infested with microtransactions.

Just wanted to remind you of a time when EA wasn't complete shit.

It is possible to now function as master chef of your kitchen and experiment by means of your taste buds along with culinary skills applying this wholesale e-liquid which can be either a plant or a fruit infusion that comes packaged in 15ml bottles.

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The Unforgiven- A Stand based around guilt like Civil War was in Steel Ball Run. Though its more a reliving of past mistakes and being judged worthy or not to be hurt. Its a nonfighting Stand that is impartial to both sides. Kind of like a Russian roulette of pain. Based on "And Justice For All. . ." Album by Metallica and the lyrics to Unforgiven.

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Working on a Lunestia thing, and there's an awful lot of sad in it. Like not sad-tag levels of sad. It's just when I think about it, Tia's had a lot of sadness in her life. Lost parents (Okay, that was me, I did that to her. I don't think 'Tia's parents murdered by Discord' is anybody else's headcanon), lost sister, then loses literally everybody she loves because she's immortal. What must it be like to bury your great, great grandchildren? No pony else understands what it's like to live

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Bit of a catch-all blog, this one.

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Quick update, still alive, trying to urge myself to write every day. Something I haven't done in a long time. It's doing wonders for my mood, actually, in a way that I really didn't anticipate at all.

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Because FOME said I could, and read it, and approved.

Enjoy through this link.

Frenemies Talk, Chapter V: Appleloosa's Most Wanted

And back for the next episode. Wild West, Mild West, buffaloes, sheriffs, outlaws, tack piano music. That's what I was hoping for in this episode, expecting a dreaded highwaypony to strike fear into the hearts of locals and the Cutie Mark Crusaders to finally prove their worth and solve some real problems...

... yeah, about that. If this is the "most wanted" scenario in Equestria, I'm getting back to reading fanfictions.

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Warning: Minor spoilers from the latest episode, Appleloosa's Most Wanted, abound. Proceed with caution.

Whenever I write stories for this site, I try to make them as canon-compliant as possible. It's really just how I roll. But this? This is on a whole different level. And I'm not just talking about me and Scott Sonnerborn having the same interest in Greco-Roman mythology; this goes beyond that. Guys, I think I can predict the show's canon.

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As you might have noticed, I just released a new story, A Most August Peace. This story was an eleventh-hour entry into Ebon Quill's Dazzlings Contest, and was written in a 30-hour frenzy (with breaks to sleep and eat and other stuff, but still pretty frenzied nonetheless).

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"Now THIS is a horror game. No jump scares, interesting concept, ambiguous plot, and leaving the player with more questions than answers" - Anna Noble

i'm installing drivers as i type this :)