So, where have I been. I mean honestly this has been the first time I've submitted anything since July of last year. The truth is I've really been absolutely nowhere. I've weaved my way through the many days avoiding angry crowds of one stripe or another. I've paid my bills mostly on time if not for the laziness of the local parcel services I'd be on time. I've worked at my job and one foot on one leg hurts regularly while the other knee pops loudly. Various people that I've called

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Howdy do, Buckaroos!

This is your on-top-of-it-as always film and TV show reporter here with another review.

Today, I'll be giving you all an analysis on "Secondhand Lions".

Here's the rundown of this film:

With his irresponsible mother going away somewhere, 14 year old Walter is left on a farm in Texas where his eccentric great-uncles live out the rest of their days as elders.

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Scott Cooper's slow burn character study of infamous Boston mobster James "Whitey" Bulger is a showcase for a truly transformative performance by Johnny Depp, and while slow moving, is still an effective and engrossing portrait of Bulger.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Hey! Thanks for Sandbox! Didn’t think I still had it in me.

So my newest story is by far my most SoL one yet. There’s really not much to it but you’d be shocked at how much I have to say about it.

So let’s begin!

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NOTE: THIS REVIEW CONTAINS MINOR SPOILERS FOR SUICIDE SQUAD. IF YOU WISH TO HAVE THE FILM REMAIN UNSPOILED, THEN FEEL FREE TO SKIP THIS REVIEW.

Well that was...something.

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My TV Show Rating Score:

5/5: It is an awesome show!
4.5/5: it is a great show albeit not perfect
4/5: It’s a good show with minor flaws
3/5: It’s overall okay/guilty pleasure
2/5: It’s bad but not awful
1/5: Look, up in the sky! It’s super bad!

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Bueno Dias, my friends.

This is your charming film, TV show, and episode reporting amigo here with another review.

Today, for the 2nd and final installment of this year's "February Festivity", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Puss in Boots: The Last Wish".

Here's the rundown of this tale:

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Aloha, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 172nd film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The Jungle Book 2".

Here's the rundown of this tale:

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New year, new story. Continuing the Car Wash series, this time it isn't about ponies working on Earth, so much as it is ponies playing on Earth.

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There's something I think I need to say...

So I hear a lot about how some people prefer films that are 'so bad it's good' over average or mediocre films.
So, for instance, people prefer Batman and Robin by Joel Schumacher to Batman VS Superman by Zack Snyder.
I mean, I see how this works. A film can certainly be entertainingly bad and gain more attention that way.

But then I hear how people wish films were made in the manner of 'So Bad It's Good'.
I'm sorry but...that doesn't work.

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