Fate has smiled upon me, and then immediately backhanded me and said "don't get too excited"

So, i am now in ownership of a vehicle. cool. wow. the issue is that i wasn't planning on having to do any maintenance on top of paying for my overpriced insurance (you get charged extra for liability when you're a delivery monkey) my fucking car now has a flat. cool. awesome. toooootaly didn't need that money in my account for anything else.

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So, this is a rather interesting circumstance. My math on Tell Your Tale releases was off, and I can (and will) in fact do the penultimate TYT blog this week…but there’s a catch.

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I was starting to brainstorm my own G5 haunted house tale, and now you've gone and stolen my thunder!

...Oh well, I hadn't gotten super far with it and honestly their version is better than what little I had come up with anyway.

Back to the drawing board, then.

The summer of G5 continues with another batch of Tell Your Tale (though given the comic backlog, I’ll won’t get to the next G4 content until the end of September. There’s a climate change joke in there somewhere.) Let’s dive in.

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It’s back to Maretime Bay to see what madness has developed since last I looked, and just how badly the continuity’s been snarled.

Oh boy…

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The incredible Scribbler read my story! It's even better than I imagined it while writing it. You can listen to it here:

Oh yeah and some other stuff I'll mention later when the con has ended.

Apple Bloom was hoping the success would continue to pass all these potions that were a result of trying to get her cutie mark on to somepony else.

This sentence..... I'm in love with it. I'm in love with it and I want to make many foals with it. This is the most elegant sentence I have ever written.
It conveys excellently four different things:

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Can we take a minute to appreciate how simultaneously cute and sexy Pinkie Pie's canon Nightmare Night costume is?

Now that the map has time-travel-powers, do you think that it's going 2 start doing what the tardis does in Dr-Who ?
Tacking them 2 different parts in time, if you know what I mean.
Tell me what you think here

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If you’re like me, you’ve accepted the fact that writing is a constant exercise of forgetting and then re-learning the single most basic goddamn rules every time. Technical stuff is easy—hey, commas go here, semicolons go there, slap in the butt and go get ‘em, tiger—but conceptual stuff?

Pff, fuck me. 

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So, after my recent anti-anti-corporate post, I've done some thinking.
I've been working at a supermarket for just over half-a-year now and I've been working through lockdown. And I've been on this site recently and seen this anti-corporate craze and am not impressed by it.
But I have a theory.

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God, my friends are gonna be angry at me for this one.

But don’t worry! They’ll be angry, like. In a sexy way.

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I don't usually do blog posts, aside from the occasional announcement or random thing, but this has been on my mind for a while.

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