Well it's happening. And not just pony either! Spoiler alert: One involves gordon ramsay and a neko, and another involves snape and the teletubbies. YEAH. Like I said, we're going hard for this month's Shitfaced Shitfics. :)
Come join us right now, grab a drink, and let's get effin WEIRD!

https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

-penacil

Fuck, didn't realize you people liked Living with Twilight Sparkle is Weird so much.
Well, It's here.
It's not the one I was originally going to do, but you guys wanted new LWTSIW, so here it is, and it's kind of historic.

Enjoy.

-Pencil

Okay you bastards, I'll write a damn Spike story.
Happy?
You won't be when I'm done.
-grumble-

In other news, it's podcast day again, today at 4PM PST! Our guest today is Seventh Heaven, who needs to git gud at cooking. Oh, and he writes too I guess. ANYway, come ask him questions and harass us here:

https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

The drinking words are going to be intense today. I'll see ya there, and have a nice Friday.

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Podcast day is here again, so you know the drill. Today our guest is Majin Syeekoh who's written some pretty interesting shit you should check out. You can come ask him questions, shitpost at him, harass all of us, get your rhino needs, and drink along with us using our drinking word of the day. It's a great...horrible time.
Please don't leave me there alone.

Seriously though, it begins at 4PM PST (in about half an hour) here:

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Gynecologist Anon is done. You can read Spreading The Love by going here: Don't say I didn't warn you.

This is way longer than it should be. It did things I neither wanted nor expected. But gods if it doesn't feel like a true Anonpencil story.
Read it, have a laugh, have a puke. I'm going to have a drink.

-Pencil

GO HERE: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

Get ready to hear me talk shit about Canada. A lot. And drink.
Which is ironic because, you know, I actually really like canada and poutine and hockey and bears and moose and decent immune system medical studies that are making genuine strides.
Anyway, happy firday, come join us and be shit with us. Ask questions. Tell us we're terrible. It's great. Sorta.

-Pencil

I didn't have a lot of time, but this was a fun simple thing to write. Glad I did it. It's been too long since I've updated.

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I'm sitting with our guest, Pickleless, in discord, and what's going on in here...oh. My fucking god. Oh my god. This is going to get so distressing today in so many ways. Tune in. Listen to me openly weep on podcast.

Just go here now and ask questions and weep with me: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

-Pencil

I think I'm awake... I just had a weird dream that was similar to the poem I wrote. There was a blood moon, millions of stars, one brighter star that looked more like the sun and lies.... So many lies!! I was nearly hit by a car and my boyfriend was there to hold me in the mud that I jumped in. It went from day to night. From there, everything got weirder. I started speaking in other worldly tongues and had a serious breakdown on the ground. My boyfriend kept repeatedly saying he loved me and

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This is going to be amaaaaazing. Come and drink with ussss! It's Friday, bitch, come on man, let's do this.
IT'S RIGHT HEEEERE:
https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

DO IIIIIT!

-Pencil

Again spoilers for whats coming in the near future. To be fair I don't think there is a one of these that hasn't been at least a bit spoilery but yeah.

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I'm still working on that other bigger project too, but I need a break for it while I'm sick. In the meantime, here, let's read about Twilight Sparkle being... weird. As usual. Bleh.

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At 4PM PST, we'll be doing a very special podcast with Venates. Join us here:
https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

COME DRINK WITH US ON A SATURDAY!!!!

-Pencil

Seriously, I swear I'm not drunk when I write these blog posts, I'm not even old enough to drink.

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Yeah, that dude! We're going to interview him now, here:
https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

Join us to have some drinks and stuff!

-pencil

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Yes... Deadpool and Luna banged. I'm very sorry for that. Here, have Gifs from Star Wars: The Force Awakens... with Garlic Bread.
http://cheezburger.com/781061/star-wars-gifs-list-adding-garlic-bread-to-the-force-awakens-is-the-best?ref=whatspopularvotes