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282978 Thank you person I seriously do not know! Yep you're a compleate stranger!

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Welcome.

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>Have to walk past a ghetto part of town.
>Instead of black people everywhere like they show on TV you see Fluffy Ponies eveywhere.
>Sitting out on stoops and watching you.
>A couple are smoking, some have bandanas on.
>As you walk back you hear tons of screwed up conversations.
>"Why I keep gettin pweggy? Who daddy dis time?" you hear puffed up yellow mare say.
>"And den dis nigga was aww up in fwuffies grill yo but I shot hiz bitch ass" a orange colt laughs.
>"Yo cwacka wan buy sum sketties? 100% Italian" a blue one in a ally whispers to you.
>As you walk you see six of the fluffies with blue bandanas waving their hooves in the air.
>"East side fwuff!" one of them says.
>See another 6 fluffies with green bandanas across from them.
>Also waving their hooves in the air.
>"West Stweet Pones!"" the yell.
>Both groups suddenly go at it.
>Gang fight.
>Their kicking and biting each other.
>One of the east side ones uses his horn and stabs three of the west ones to death.
>Suddenly you hear high pitched voices yelling "Weeee Wooo Weeee Woooooo.
>"Oh shit!" they yell and scatter.
>The unicorn who killed three has a hoof stuck on gum and can't get away.
>You see two dark blue fluffies yelling "weee wooo" as they run past.
>They grab the unicorn and drag him down the street.
>"Yo coppas can't keep a east fwuff down y'all bunch of pussies!" he yells trying to get away.
>"Yeah Yeah tew it to da judge" one of the blue ones yells.
>"Noooo! Nooo!!!!" you hear from behind.
>Turn around and see a pink mare run out of a building.
>She looks very tired, has a apron on, and there are 3 foals on her back.
>"Whewe did I goo wong?" she screams.
>Well that was fun.

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Buy a peach colored fluffy male.

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>He has a spot of black fluff above his nose.

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>Looks the same Toothbrush moustache Hitler and Charlie Chaplin made famous.

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>Name him Reich because a fluffy named Hitler would get you weird looks.

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>Well so will his moustache.

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>Watching World War II in color on the Military Channel with Reich on your lap.

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>You love history, but mostly the World Wars.

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>Shows one of Hitlers speeches.

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>The next day when you come home you see Reich raising his right front hoof in the air.

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>He colored a SS Armband on his fluff with his markers.

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>Also drew Hitler's hair.

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>Hes marching back forth shouting heil.

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>He sees you and rush over to you.

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>He has paper in his mouth.

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>"Wook at wat Hitwa Fwuff made for daddies!"

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>He drew plans for a modern invasion of Europe.

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>Not sure if you should laugh your ass off or fear for the future.

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>6 years later Poland is invaded by Fluffy Ponies.

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>At least he never found out you were Polish

282971 No, I plagerized it. But that is a good idea. Could you kinfly advertise this to sump plz please

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you know what you should do, after people start joining, post on the message board telling them a theme or setting and challenge them to write a fluffy story based or influenced by said variable.

That was glorious, also I didn't write that earlier one, but goddamn, that was amazing. did you write this?

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>Have a job at the city dump.

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>Fluffy ponies don't have it that bad at the dump.

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>Better off than strays on the city streets.

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>Trucks deliver tons of edible garbage every day.

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>Lots of cardboard and scrap metal to shelter under.

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>Old human clothes & blankets to sleep in.

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>Fluffy pony abusers avoid the dump.

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>Very different fluffy pony culture develops here.

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>Herds form.

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>Territory is staked out.

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>Unlike other environments, turf wars break out.

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>Fluffy ponies are dumb, but they can learn.

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>Being abandoned and abused fluffies, these dump ponies have learned the worst aspects of humanity.

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One day...

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>Sitting on bulldozer.

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>See trouble brewing.

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>Watch nature take its course.

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>Dominant herd is grazing its territory.

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>Excited about huge load of rotten spaghetti that's been dumped.

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>Rival group moves into territory.

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>Rivals don't have the nerve to steal spaghetti.

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>Old human clothes are today's target.

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>Rivals dash in on stubby legs.

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>ohshit.jpg

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>Rival fluffy pony group raids dominant group's dump territory.

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>Dominant group distracted by rotten spaghetti.

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>Slipping & stumbling on slopes of trash.

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>Grab old sweatshirts, towels, plastic sheeting.

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>Dominant group notices invaders.

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>Being higher up on the garbage slope, they can run/tumble down faster.

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>Rivals run with stolen trash.

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>"Dat our beddies!" squeak enraged fluffies, giving chase.

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>Many escape with prizes.

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>Not all.

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>Fluffy battle is comical.

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>Fluffy ponies are weak & dumb as hell.

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>Offensive capabilities = zero.

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>Fluffy ponies are also timid and highly sensitive to pain.

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>Defensive capabilities = zero.

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>Seriously...guinea pigs could kick these things asses.

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>Battle consists mainly of shoving and feeble biting.

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>Equal number on both sides die of stupid accidents.

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>Still; isolated rivals are heavily outnumbered.

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>About 8 are captured.

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>Now we see what fluffies have learned about cruelty.

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>Dominant group has captured eight invaders from rival group.

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>Captives are crying, begging "Pwease no huwt fwuffy!"

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>Already have their ears torn, hooves bitten, tufts of fluff ripped out.

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>Smarty Friend of dominant group speaks;

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>"Fiwly fwuffies ober hewe!"

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>5 mares are seperated from the 3 stallions.

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>Mares are whinnying and crying, desperate to stay with their friends.

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>Stallions are bawling out loud and pooping in fear.

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>Stallions know there is no reason to keep them alive.

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>Dominant group leader sniffs filly butts.

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>3 are okay.

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>2 fail the test.

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>"No fiwwy wif baby coming!" decrees smarty friend.

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>Dominant group sets upon the two pregnant mares.

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>Screaming, they are stomped to death.

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>Long, painful process since fluffies are terrible at stomping.

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>The three non-pregnant mares are now property of the dominant herd.

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>Attention turns to the three captured stallions.

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>"Pwease let join!" "Pwease don' huwt fwuffy!" they beg.

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>Dominant group is enraged.

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>Puffing out cheeks, stomping.

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>"Bad fwuffies steawl!" "Bad fwuffies take beddies!"

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>Captives plead their case; "You fwuffies get sketties! No fair! You fwuffies get best beddies!"

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>It's pointless of course.

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>Execution time draws near.

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>Fluffy ponies have found lots of dangerous, painful things in the dump.

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>Dominant group has a supply of old fluorescent lighting tubes.

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>First crying captive is roughly held down.

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>Tail yanked up out of the way.

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>Dominant fluffy group brings glass tube.

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>One whimpering fluffy is pushed forward.

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>Obviously low-ranking, he must smash one end of tube.

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>Badly cuts his hoof in the process...he'll die soon.

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>Rival captive can not even beg anymore.

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>Just cries and babbles in a panic.

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>Broken light tube is rammed up his ass.

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>Fucking brutal.

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>Blood and broken glass everywhere.

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>Next two captives in line are screaming and begging for mercy.

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>Death takes about three minutes.

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>Remaining two captives are executed in the same way.

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>Dead bodies of 5 invaders are rolled to the bottom of trash mountain.

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>Further up the hill, three mares absorbed into dominant group are already being raped.

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>With luck they will produce offspring for the dominant group.

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>Even as high-rankinging stallions mount them, dominant mares bite their ears and rub feces in their faces.

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>Reminder of their slave-rank in dominant group.

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>Shit like this happens every day.

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>Yesterday, it was the dominant group that raided a rival group's territory.

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>Lost 2 breeding mares and 5 stallions were executed.

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>Every group had its own signature death sentence.

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>That one forces captives to swallow old frayed electrical wires.

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>Pushes captive fluffy pony off a garbage cliff.

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>If guts are not torn out immediately, fluffy pony hangs there until dead.

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>Gotta hand it to these dump fluffies.

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>They've got a hell of a lot more imagination than most.

282960 Holy Shit....Did You write That?

YAY
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