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Ok, after seeing this awesome video:

It makes me wonder what other Hazbin Hotel characters would say to Mortal Kombat characters. Honestly, I feel like they would fit right in with the roster. Here are my takes:

Smoke: Doesn't your face hurt from all that smiling?
Alastor: My dear Smoke, this smile is my deadliest weapon.

Angel Dust: Tell me, big boy, what else does that zaterran tongue do?
Reptile/Syzoth: It's better if you don't know.

Tanya: You would've made an excellent Umgadi.
Vaggie: Sorry, but my place is at the hotel.

Vaggie: If you ever need help on your quest, the hotel is always open.
Ashrah: That would be wonderful, Vaggie!

Charlie: So a demon can redeem themselves!
Ashrah: So far, but my journey is far from over.

Lute: Your whole existence is vile and blasphemous!
Mileena: At least I was not made to be somebody's tool!

Alastor: Why where the mask? Let me see that smile!
Mileena: You would not like my smile when it tears your throat out!

Adam: Why chase after some thunder (Raiden) dick and get with "first man" dick instead?
Kitana: How is it that you're worse than Peacemaker?

Angel Dust: If you're ever looking for entertainers...
Johnny Cage: Not THAT kind of entertainment, Angel!

Ashrah: I can help you break your bonds.
Angel Dust: Whoa whoa whoa (scared)! You are going nowhere near Valentino!

Those are the best ones I can think of at the moment. What do you think of these interactions? What would be some cool or funny interactions between other characters?

Don't forget Quan Chi

I count only half the cast from the game on here... and there's no Peacemaker.

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Charlie: So you're looking for redemption? Throw away that rusty old sword and come on down to the—
Ashrah: You shall not speak of Datusha that way!

Angel Dust: I know some nightclubs down in hell that would pay a hardbody like you a fortune to work the poles.
Quan Chi: The Netherrealm is about misery and despair, you imbecile!

May we see interactions with Omni Man and interactions with Peacemaker?

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They already provide those in the game.
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Nice! Here are some extra ones.

Adam: No wonder your realm is so fucked up, there's no Adam in it!
Geras: We believe, for the better!

Angel Dust: What's the matter, snowy? Afraid I might give you blue balls?
Sub-Zero: Disrespect me again, and the only thing that will be blue will be your frozen corpse!

Nitara: Finally, I get to find out what angelic blood tastes like.
Vaggie: Not with that attitude you won't.

Angel Dust: Nice sword, can I touch it?
Kenshi: Sento and I are off-limits.

Kung Lao: You know face the mighty Kung Lao!
Husk: Get over yourself you chosen wannabe bitch.

Here are some additional ones from Helluva Boss characters.

Johnny: I didn't know we were fighting werewolves now. Awesome!
Loona: I'm a Hellhoud, asshole!

Blitz: You looking hot tonight, Daddy.
Scorpion: Stay over there!

Loona: Your human disguise is pretty sick.
Reptile/Syzoth: This "disguise" is what got me banished by my own people.

General Shao: I will crush you like the insect you are!
Millie: Nobody told ya I killed a sea monster before, did they?

Millie: Nice ax! But mine is bigger.
General Shao: You will not think so once you are torn apart by it!

Johnny: Nice bow tie, shrimp! Your wife tied that for you?
Moxxie: At least I'm still married to my wife.

I know there are some good ones involving Scorpion, Havik, Raiden, and Liu Kang. But for some reason, I can't think of any at the moment. What do you think?

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Omni-Man: You look like a suitable mate. How long is the gestation period of your species?
Angel Dust: I'll gestate for however long you want me to, sweet cheeks.

Peacemaker: Psst, hey. You got my merch?
Charlie: One Princess of Hell overstuffed plushie! That'll be 1/666th of your soul plus tax.

Can we see more interactions between the Mortal Kombat characters and the Morningstar Family?

Johnny: Nice bow tie, shrimp! Your wife tied that for you?
Moxxie: At least I'm still married to my wife.

And here I thought Moxxie wouldn't hold up in the prematch banter.
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I'll add more when I can think of some good ones. Though I'm always open to suggestions.
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Moxxie has always been tougher than he looks, hehe.

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Okay, take your time and think

Shao Khan: After Earthrealm, the Heavens shall burn and bow to me!
Sera: As long a I am here to protect this realm, we will not fall to the likes of you, tyrant!

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My perspective is, his toughness always seemed to be more in his actions from my knowledge of his character.

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