"Hey Van. Get up."

The man with a telescopic eyepatch said to the boy.

"Mmmno sis... I don't wanna go to school"

The boy mumbled. The man squatted next to the boy. He leaned in and whispered into his ear.

"I stole Zeke."

The boy immediately woke. His eyes snapped open.

"IRVIIIIIIIIINE?!?!?"

He yelled.

"Relax," Irvine replied calmly, "I just did it to wake you up. We have a problem though. I checked the GPS systems on my Command Wolf to see where we are, but I can't get a good reading. There's 2 possiblities: either I have faulty equipment, or we're not on Planet Zi anymore. But the fact that I checked my Zoid's systems at least 10 times with no errors rules out the former option."

"...WHAT?!?!!!"

[I have no intention of writing this story. But feel free to do so.]

Okay.

Is it strange that i recognized this by the title yet i haven't seen Zoids since i was in first grade?

766086 uh.......I STILL HAVE NO IDEA OF WHAT I JUST READ AND WHAT IS GOING ON!

I will add Jettan to this story, no matter what anyone says.

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DERE'S A HORSIE!

*All of Equestria explodes from the combined force of several pounds of Dynite*