You look at your hand when going to grab somthing but get upset when it's not a hoof. Because I do.

4674021 liek dis if u cry evry time :(

4674023 golden cyan! i did not know your part of this group.

4674037 Yeah, it's got a lot of stories and a lot of members, so of course I'm here.

Plus, I like sad stories in general, so this group is handy.

4674021

Ever look at yourself in the mirror, and get sad because your visage does not sprout acidic pseudopods and drive the minds of mortals mad with the non euclidean angles of your face?

Cause I do...

4674111 Just pray to this guy, and that will happen

4674021

Well, no -- I like the Ponies, but I also like being Human ...

4674021
But then you wouldn't be able to grab it . . .

4674021 Why would you even want to do that, silly? Why don't you just use your horn magic to pick up things?

4674281 Because he could be a filthy mudpony.

4674021

Not really. I've never been a pony.
Besides, hands are useful.

4674496 You're one of those tentacle-hooved creatures, aren't you?

4674505

Maybe.

Staying clear of Lyra is one hell of a chore.

Meh, sometimes, I wonder what it's like to be a pony.

4674021
No wai.

Fingers are badass as all hell. You clearly have no concept of just how freaking SWEET fingers are. Talk about evolutionary advantage.

When everything you once had fun doing feels like a knife to the chest?

I feel that constantly..

4674021 Try grabbing things with scissors like me

God does anyone even notice when a depressed guy posts online...?