***Chapter one excerpt***
Celestia backed herself in, continuing to sway her hips as she sang a little ditty.

Solar’s the champion
Solar’s the champion
No time for Lunars
Cause Solar’s the champion
OF THE WORLD!

Celestia continued backing up until she sat in a neighboring chair, wiggling her hips back and forth until she had made herself comfortable, still humming to herself and grinning like an idiot. Luna could only fold her forelegs and pout. “Please, sister. Show some decorum and grace in your victory. Thy entrance was the opposite of grace… it was disgraceful.”

“Now now, Luna…” Celestia leered for a moment. Just because your chosen challenger has been bested by the Solar champ… Hm.” Celestia began to stroke her chin, pretending to think for a minute. “Is that the 27th straight victory?”