Welcome to the life hereafter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter

Buy the farm, push up some daisies
Then get down with us creepy crazies

Hi, wanna come play with me?

Frights du jour
And daily nightmares

Ghoulish scares to raise your neck hairs

If you think it’s too macabre
Follow the floating candelabra

But he ain’t French and he can’t croon

We did that in a beastly cartoon

She was a beauty

We’ll never rest, we’ll never cease
‘Till you finally rest in peace
You can fly and you can float

Or you can scream just like a goat
But to grant your endless wishes

First you must sleep down with the fishes
Hey! Hold on, I’m not sleepy!


Rain or snow
Lightning or thunder
The party here is six feet under
Trick or treat?
Take a smell of my feet

And give me something good to eat
You’re all alone, but don’t be scared
We’ve got your wake all pre-prepared

Hi, I’m serving soup. It’s a cream mock tortoise and a yummy red that pairs with rigor mortis

It’s all so dopey, I’m complaining
At least it’s almost entertaining

Your attention, please. Restless spirits have halted our progress. Please remain seated in your doom buggy, and we will continue our tour momentarily
Oh, no. The only thing worse than being stuck in here with you is being stuck in here with them!


We tell jokes
I do tricks
With my deadly candlesticks
Come on now and lift your glass
Filled with poison sassafras

(Speaks Mock Swedish)

Sign your will, deed, and trust
Cause it’s time to bite the dust
Cash in your chips, we’re not joking
Now’s the time you should be croaking
You’re so great, none can compare
No one has your savoir faire

It’s time to turn your whole life story
Into a memento mori

Corpse by corpse and one by one
Until you shout “My life is done”
So join us in this life hereafter

Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter

And now the greatest act of all
It’s Gonzo’s final curtain call
From the basement to the rafters
Join us in the great hereafter
You’ll be great forever after

In our monstrous life hereafter


For our afterparty afterlife

Rest. In. Peace
R.I.P.!

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That is Spooktacular

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Thanks

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Nice one!

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creepy!!!

Nicceeeee

Frightastic!

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Terrifyingly well done! Happy Halloween 🎃.

Delightfully frightful, I must say. Good work!

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The Scariest Time of the Year, (Thunder Crash) (Evil Laughter) Let's Go Dude!

Ah yes... Halloween. A time where all the fun comes being scared and the streets are paved with spooks of all sorts. Where the candy is given for free at every doorstop and the parties are wild.