Good afternoon, my good ladies and gentlemen. I hope to find you well.

This thread is to confirm that our opening contest is now closed. I would like to thank everyone who entered. Shrink Laureate and I will now be reading and judging the entries and a thread with the results will be posted shortly.

Again, thank you to everyone who entered.

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I realized mid-week that my prospective entry wasn’t going to be ready in time, alas. Its been an extraordinarily busy couple of weeks...
Good luck to everyone who submitted a story!

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I hope you have better luck next time.

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I tried to make it, but finals got in the way. Alas!!! But good luck to those who entered!