I'm Going To Take Out The Garbage. First, Let Me Put My Shoes On. Oh, No, What's That In The Hallway? It Looks Hungry And I Think It's Going To Eat Me. I Run Away, But I Shit In My Pants And The Shit Slid Down My Trouser Leg So I Slip On The Shit And Fall. I Am Devoured. No, It Can't End This Way! I Want To Live! I Punch The Monster In The Face, Knocking His Intestines Out Of My Mouth. I Eat My Own Innards, Digesting Them Back To Their Normal Position. Then I Jump Through My Mirror Portal To Safety And Break My Neck On The Floor When I Reach The Other Side.