A young vampire fruit bat gets some silly ideas in his head after reading too many "Flutterbat" fics. Note--this is a meta fic, which means it references the community and its stories. Featuring a special guest appearance by Pinkiewise!
There is a Monster in Ponyville...a Monster older than time, with almost unlimited powers. She may be older and more powerful than Princess Celestia herself. Good thing she's nice!
Pinkie Pie has kept a secret from her friends, from everypony, for most of her life. She dares not share it, what would ponies think? Would she end up alone?