Hello there, dears! I'm your Boss-pony, Applejack, and I'm glad to have you work here!
Don't mind the smoke coming from the machines, it won't hurt you- much. Miss Dash, will you come over here to help our new recruit get into the swing of things?
Oh, h-hi. I guess I'm supposed to help you, although I don't know that I'd be much help. This is the Apple Family Apple Industries, but everypony here calls it the Apple Factory. Don't be too confident around the Boss- she may seem sweet and friendly, but cross her and she'll- oh, I shouldn't be spilling to you. Overseer Bloom might be watching us. She sees everything, she's Miss Applejack's eyes and ears around here. See that room with all of the trees? That's where you'll be working. Stay out of trouble now, darling!
405197 Or we could do it on Skype. (just texting, as I prefer to imagine a voice) My name is nathanj700
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((I'll set up an email/chat group for us.))
405063 Not allowed anymore there either. Just do it in regular emails.
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Sounds interestin'.
((Sounds like a good collab fic idea too!))
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((Don't worry about it, we've got the memo))
405050 Hmm... She's... equalized this world too? I'd... better get back to mine. Wanna come? I could let you see your parallel self, if you want.
Joined because I like good humour involving MLP characters and this seems to be in that category.
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Ah don't follow, but ya seem like a nice pony. An' you might wanna take a look at mah flank: see that pair o' binoculars? I got those when I realized mah talent for controllin' ponies! Ah do know that more an' more ponies are bein' equalized every day, but Queen Starlight ain't seemin' to care about our factory yet...
405047 You did! It's the Starlight kingdom, Equalia. That's what she renamed Equestria when she took over. We were the only ones not stripped of our Cutie Marks, because... we didn't have any Cutie Marks of which to be stripped! We earned ours after the so-called perfect harmony started, so Starly didn't even think to check us. We the CMCs are the only ones with Cutie Marks that aren't equals signs, meaning we're the only hope of turning Equalia back into Equestria.
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Hm? I feel like I knew ya in another life or world or somethin'...
Howdy, A.B. It's me, Sky! Your friend and fellow Crusader!