You fail.

1033594 I don't care if I fail

1033599
To quote the greatest wizard of all time, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

I tried to view this thread and I got a 502 error. Is this a sign?

1033612 YES I CAN! *Leaps over head*

1033612
Yes, yes I can *Hits you over the head with your staff and walks past*

1033613
The internet gods have spoken.

1033619
That would have made for a depressing movie.

1033594

1033634 HEUHEHEHUHUE

1033628
*smacks lips* That had the faint taste of hot dogs. Huh.

1033638
I honestly have no reply for that.........

1033642
WHAT dost thou mean by that?
NO HOT DOGS WERE PRESENT AT THE TIME OF THINE BLUDGEONING!!

1033655

I mean that thou hast obviously been snacking upon swine flesh and used thy own sacred staff as a table.

1033667
This doth be ONE OF THE STRANGEST conversations I have ever had the pleasure/displeasure of participating in!
AND WHO TOLD THEE WE HAD INGESTED SWINE FRESH THIS DAY, THEY SHALL PAY WITH THEIR VERY SUPPLY OF PINKIE PIE'S FAMOUS CUPCAKES!

1033638 I like this...

1033680
It is its strangeness that makes it worth thine time.

1033680

Why it was the stain of mustered upon thy fur that betrayed thous consumption of thy swine.

. . . What was the point of this?

I mean, really.

1033737
Ask yourself this: are the people around you having a good time? Your welcome.

1033737
And to be fair, I did tell you not to click on it.

Yeah, okay, that wasn't funny the last fifty times one of you believed you were delving into realms of comedic genius.

I'd prefer any social tag alerts I get be for something other than the equivalent of a sped with a book of knock-knock jokes.

No! YOU failed!

You failed! Time for sudden death!

I came, in both senses of the phrase.

Sepukku.

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Thank you everypony for participating! If you haven't figured it out yet.....

You've.

Been.

Trolled.

And to be honest, you had to have seen that one coming. I mean, I did tell you not to click on this thread.

So thanks for amusing me. It was fun.
-Power to the Bronys

1034044

No problem, I have a talent for entertaining ponies... In the most disturbing manner.

1034044
I bludgeon you with the Sacred Staff of the Solar Eclipse, TWICE!

1034050
Again, you clicked what I specifically told you not to. I'm not to blame. lol

1034070For the sole purpose of entertainment, what I am told to do I DON'T do!
the more you say do not click, the more I will leave messages here!

1034101
Then by all means, DO NOT click this link

1034140
Read said story I most assuredly will!

1034158
Oh, hey, thanks. Didn't think you would take me seriously. lol

1034044

1034328
Precisely.

Honestly, the reason I clicked this thread was because I saw this coming.

1034140

Seems legit

1034165
For your information I take NOTHING seriously!
I just enjoy clicking, and watching; Anime, Doctor Who, Friendship is Magic, Supernatural, Mythbusters,and NCIS (GOT TO LOVE LEROY JETHRO GIBBS & ABIGAIL SCIUTO).

1034418
You. I like you. You win a muffin.

1034419
Elaborate please.

1034443
You also get a muffin for being extremely awesome.
But wait, if you take nothing seriously, why did you decide to read my story? Just curious.

1034456 I want NO muffin, may I trade it for a "Pinkie Special Cupcake" please?

1034476
NO! NINE! PAS! NICHT!

EVIL CUPCAKES! EEEEEVVIIIIL!

*Clears throat* Sorry, fresh out.

1034490 FINE I claims and eats the double chocolate chocolate chip muffin.
Well I eats the half I didn't give to Ditzy.

1034499
Awww.
Thats so nice of you.

1034505 I could NEVER have denied her, she dose LOVE muffins so!

1034518
Thats very gracious of you. On another note..... did you read my story? Its okay if you didn't.

1034590
not as of yet, to be honest.
I am at present right in the middle or reading another story, I shall read Vinyl Scratch: The Genesis as soon as I get to the end of the story I have most recently started, Me does PINKIE PROMISE you this!

1034604
Yay. You rock!

Please do not view this thread. (Seriously, don't.)

1033594
IT WAS WORTH IT!!!!