Ice cream sandwiches instead of bread, marshmallow fluff, souls of the innocent, jelly beans, chocolate bars, bacon, bacon, and more bacon, cheeseburgers, bananas, bacon, steak, and a gallonful of melted cheese poured on topped with whipped cream and sprinkles.
...I just have an extreme sweet tooth. And most of the world does find all Americans to be stupid so I thought it was an insult. I assure you I am a very smart American. They do exist.
This was taken several days ago during my evening walk. The sun had been the same shade of red all evening.
4898085 Whoa. Cool.
4898090
Rather.
4898085
Like a lovely lazer from nature.
4900353
Quite.
4908899
Nature: I'M FIRING MAH LAZER!
4909520
Nature, stop, please.
4910148
Nature:
4911671
Me: Stop.
4912356
Nature:
4914090
*Sigh*
4914372
You made nature cry.
4914379
I didn't think it was sentient.
4914395
Even so, all Nature wanted to do was fire it's lazer and you made it cry. You know what this calls for?
4914434
Global warming?
4914447
Victory Sandwiches.
4914481
Oh Lord...
4914483
You made Nature cry. That permits the consuming of victory sandwiches for performing such a feat. I also call dibs on the lazer.
4914489
Very well, what sort of sandwiches shall they be. Oh, you're welcome to it.
4914491
Ice cream sandwiches instead of bread, marshmallow fluff, souls of the innocent, jelly beans, chocolate bars, bacon, bacon, and more bacon, cheeseburgers, bananas, bacon, steak, and a gallonful of melted cheese poured on topped with whipped cream and sprinkles.
And more bacon.
4914503
That sounds very... American.
4914517
4914523
What? It does. However, as unhealthy as it is, I would be willing to try some.
4914529
...I just have an extreme sweet tooth. And most of the world does find all Americans to be stupid so I thought it was an insult. I assure you I am a very smart American. They do exist.
4914548
They are a rare and dying breed, however.
4914580
Yeah
4914620
Just be thankful that you are a part of it.
4914703
But I'm even rarer.
I'm a genius American (who really wants to be British).
And I am so thankful. Genius/eccentric/INTJ/pessimist/artistic/logical Americans are almost myths at this point.
4914748
It seems we have common ground here. I am a genius also.
4914767
*Hat tip*
4915654
*Polite nod*
4916392
*Grins and fires lazer*
4916440
Blimey! *Jumps out of course of beam*
4916963
Refuse my bloody sandwiches and I'll fry you with a lazer!
4925039
But the cholesterol!
4925253
Bloody diet people.
4925279
No, it's simply that I don't want to die young.
4925353
My ego won't allow me to die young, among other powerful things, but hey, I won't complain.
4925376
That seems unrealistic to me.
4925797
~_*Ego*_~
4926899
Extremely unrealistic.
4927689
It doesn't make it false.
4928917
Yes it does.
4929334
No it doesn't.
4929338
The fact remains that it does.
4929795
The fact remains that I'm insane.
4930093
Not quite, but you allude to it often.