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Sprout is gay. But only in my headcanon. But he was talking up Hitch in the movie, soooo... >:3

I mean, Izzy gives me a pansexual vibe while Zipp strikes me as aro/ace.

Sunny and Izzy had a strong ‘We’re into each other in a gay way’ vibe in the movie, I thought.

Sprout seems like the kinda guy who, most definitely, has rubbed one out to the Hitch calendar once or twice.

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Sprout seems like the kinda guy who, most definitely, has rubbed one out to the Hitch calendar once or twice

This is my new headcanon now

You’re welcome

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I got a lot of 'lesbian brick' vibes from Sunny.

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She had an immaculate lesbian aura about her. I think it’s the braid, or perhaps the way she stares longingly at one specific girl horse (and vice versa).

We can all agree that Pistachio was a flambé right?

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There's no hetero explanation for that first look of awe. I get that. in story, it's meant to be admiration for seeing a unicorn for the first time. But c'mon. There's a difference between "the fairy tales were real" awe and "please be into mares too" awe.

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On Pistachio, I really don't want to fall for the "guy into fashion must be queer" stereotype, but... if Sunny doesn't have an hetero explanation, Pistachio doesn't have a cis one either.

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Oh yeah, it’s most certainly a non-platonic, non-hetero gaze, soaked with sin and teeming teeming with lust.

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I ❤️ Pistachio. I’m surprised more people didn’t sink their filthy hooks into him, and fan-cannon him into being a queer icon like they did with; Braeburn, Soarin, Hoity Toity, Double Diamond, and Sandbar.

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I’m surprised more people didn’t sink their filthy hooks into him, and fan-cannon him into being a queer icon like they did with; Braeburn, Soarin, Hoity Toity, Double Diamond, and Sandbar.

Do we have a Photo of all of them togather ?

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In what context?

There’s a lot of ‘art’ out there that depicts them engaging in very unsavoury behaviour, but I can’t link it or I’ll get put into super jail

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Them at Pride !?

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Love Calculator

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I ran your name and my name through the calculator and it said we’re a 66% match…

Dinner tonight?

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ok, I'll meat you at the restorant down the streat

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My honest reaction

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Try it with your Wife-Fu !

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Well I’m an 89% match with Carmela from The Sopranos, which is nice, but I’m only a 73% match with Twin Peak’s Detective Dale Cooper, which makes me sad.

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has rubbed one out to the Hitch calendar once or twice.

Oooh baby!