EWW: The Tape by Notilla - ReadingSins

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Dodo Of Chaos #1 · May 4th, 2015 · · ·

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Everything Wrong With
The Tape
(Spoilers!)
Oh come on, It's 1000 words.

We are really running out of ideas here. 1

Spike was packing up some things for shipping

Uh.. why is Spike doing a job for an.. I dunno, packager? 2

All he had to do was place books in boxes with lables, stamp, label, and tape repeat. Place, label, stamp, label, tape, repeat. Place, label, stamp, label, tape, repeat.

Crush. kill. Destroy. Swag. Crush. Kill. Destroy. Swag. 3

Today is Lobbergabbing Day!

Pinkie is just never bored, is she? 4

Duct Tape

All hail. 5

"DUCT TAPE PARTY!!!"

Oh my cod. 6

"Duct tape is dangerous. Somepony is going to eaten,"

Ha ha ha stayoutofmyshed 7

"Wrawrawracheeeeeezk,"

Why would we not make the tape talk? 8

Oh, probably that you want to cook me up in a stew and eat me, right?

No, he's tellin you to stay out of his shed. 9

"And I should start running?"

JUST BURN THE THING. IT'S WHAT PARTIERS DO BEST. 19

"Wraaack!!!"

Freddy Fazbear's duct tape. 20

when Tape tried to get her, she ate it.

Why din't she do this in the first place? 21

That's right: ate it!

Unneccesary colon. 22

"Looks like we'll have to close down the Mirror Pool.

Oh noooo. Didn't we already do this? 23

Twilight announced the bad news.

Sorry Pinkie, but to prevent you from creating an army of pink partying pony paloozas, we will have to shove a rock into a pool in a cave that allows you to create an army of pink partying pony paloozas. 24

"Don't play with Duct Tape, 'cus then you'll get cooked up in a stew and get eaten! Also, Princess, you might wanna check your duct tape. Well, my Pinkie Sense is telling me that Princess Cadence s in trouble!"

25
I'm running out of sins.

"At least I didn't invent it! Wait a second... Who did invent duct tape? And if they did, were they feeling alright in the head?"

CREATING BLACK TAPE IS UNUSUAL AND WIERD! Unlike Pinkie Pie. 26

This story is not over.

Auuugh... 27

A gray pegasus flew in. "I have you packages, Princess Cidensey!" the yellow mane mare spoke.

No story is complete without Derpy. 28

"It's Cadence, you big lump of crap! You probably delivered the wrong package too, you worthless crash-a-dash pegasus! Get out of here or I'll send the guards on you!" Shining Armor huffed angrily.

Man-periods. 29

Sin Count: 29
Sentence: Man-periods.
(Period)

Hey, where is everyone?

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