RULES:
-Do not attack other groups.
-Do not troll in the forum.
-Respect other people's beliefs.
-Do not harass another member of this group.
-Do not harass authors, no matter their beliefs.
This group is for anything 40k but mainly for Tyranid promotion. Post any 40k related stories you like.
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We have been given a name by the lesser creatures of this galaxy. Tyranids. What they do not realize is that we are the pinnacle of evolution, nothing has stopped us in the past and they will not stop us here.
We are The Great Devourer and this galaxy and all who reside within will fall and be consumed. The Imperium, the Eldar, Necrons, Tau, and even Chaos will fall to us and be devoured, such is the will of the Hive Mind!
This galaxy has yet to see our full might, and when they do they shall know fear as they look death in the eyes and are consumed.
We are your nightmares incarnate.
Not even they could stand against us...
We come for you!
367684 *They're protected by an exoskeleton that can withstand heavy ordinance.*
367627 Okay then. *Reaches into holster, pulls out the Lantern, and shoots off both of your arms*
367625 *It does nothing, Tyranids having evolved to combat bio-weapons and diseases.*
367621 *Blades deflect off armour* Ha good try! My Barbarian Plate protects me from your xenos blades. Have this for the effort.
*afflicts with Nurgle's Rot*
367617 *Cuts you in half with sabres.*
367537 Acid? Father Nurgle loves acid! It is often an ingredient in many of his gifts. You want to give me more of his gifts? Thank you! Come here. *gives the bug a big hug*
367567
Ok, I'll stop.
But this isn't over.
The Meta-Commisar never loses.
367566 And now we're just flooding the front page. >_>
367565
And I'll just keep killing you.
How about... extreme heat?
367564 Well, I'll just keep being revived...
367563
*Is not effected.*
You should know by now. Being a Meta-Commisar means my Bullshit levels are to the point I can't be killed!
367562 *Sprays acid all over ye*
367560
*Gets a more powerful bug spray the melts the chitin/whateverexoskeleton you have. Sprays you with it*
367557 *Dies, revives, and evolves an immunity to it.* And now you're powerless!
367554
And now ya fucked up your chance of winning.
*Sprays you in the face with bug spray. It has maximum effect!*
367553 Should have known there were ships in those damn mountains of theirs!
367551
You think the Swiss stayed on Terra?
Topkek.
367550 Geneva Convention doesn't mention eating people!
367550 But we've never hit Terra...
367549
So is nomming on enemies. (Atleast I hope so.)
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Too bad y'all nommed the Geneva Convention up.