Hey guys! Split here, and today, you followers out there get to ask me and Last here-
Last: I hate you so much right now...
Split: Just sit down, shut up and pay attention!
Last: Fine!!!
Split: Fire away everypony!

"Oh, I have one! How many stupid questions can I ask Last before he tries to murder me?"

Last: Just one. *Begins to struggle with his chains, trying to get at you* ARGH!!! LEMME AT'IM!!!
Split: *Facehoofs* Oh brother...