I just found this.

3273094 The light-box. That is what I am calling my laptop from now on.

3273094 Cats are the spawn of the devil!

3273375 no they're not, just look at this guy.

3273380 It's a disguise to hide its true identity!

3273390 yeah... you.

3273395 What, moi!?

3273406

3273412 Now I am the heresy!

3273424

I wish my cat fed me instead of the other way around.

I guess in it's defense it does bring me mice every once in a while. I just don't care for them much.

3273430 I must kill myself now!

3273449

3273461 *is now dying*

3273485 Take this!

3273491

3273528 ...

3310902

3310925 Don't drink and comment drive.

3311090

3314133 *backs away slowly*

3314138 *stumbles towards you*

3314148 *disappears*

3314166 *Disappears with you*